I am Zooka M. Licious,
and One Saucy Minx is mine, bitches.
I guard lives for a living.
I am the proud owner of a big gay poodle, but if you so much as snicker the hundredpound mo ********, I will rip your lungs out.
He's actually that big. Sorta. I guesstimated his weight. eh..
I am vegetarian. some word that means I still like milk and eggs and s**t.
yea s**t, I eat s**t, aids digestion.
Like a rabbit.