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I'm a taurean bassist with a sexy five string all black NJ Series BC Rich Warlock (you want it don't you!) I don't actually know what my favorite colour is, it's between purple and red (since black isn't actually a colour it's an abscene of colour). Feel free to add me if you have a good sense of humour, if you're a hateful chav however, don't bother harassing me, I get enough of that down at the podium!!! About 2% of chavs are nice though, so feel free to add me if you are, but if you're part of the 98% that goes round terrorising innocent people, then leave me the hell alone... GRRR!!! I'm normal smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

For those of you who aren't English and therefore probably don't know what a chav is, let me explain:

They travel in massive groups as this makes them feel tougher. They intimidate people who look different to them. They have no problem with shooting/stabbing somebody to death just for the hell of it. They claim benefits that don't belong to them and spend it all on cheap, nasty cider. The female chavs are usually sexually active by the time they're 10 and have their children during their secondary school years. (Oh, did I mention they spend their child benefits on cider too? Why the hell else would they have children? For the joys of being a parent?!) As a result, they have their little chav hearts (assuming that they have hearts or souls) on getting a council flat as they now have children. Chav's children usually become chavs, beginning with them being the playschool bully then it gradually worsens from there and thus the cycle of chavs continues...

So there you have it. Chavs are basically modern day chromagnums, the end.

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Art I've recieved. smilies/icon_biggrin.gif


The lovely Carcer made this for me during the 2008 hallowe'en event. I was a dark elf. Obviously. smilies/icon_xd.gif


mountainashes made me this quickie art. I smilies/icon_heart.gif her. smilies/icon_xd.gif


My friend Vlad Luna made this freebie for me. Even though I'm in blue it's still awesome. smilies/icon_xd.gif


A portrait of myself and previous clanmates. Aww yeah. smilies/icon_cool.gif
It's an exquisite picture and was well worth the wait. Thankyou to Priya for purchasing it, and thankyou to the artists for working so hard. smilies/icon_heart.gif


This beautiful piece was drawn for me by La Femme De La Morte. smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif


mountainashes made me a dolly! smilies/icon_biggrin.gif smilies/icon_heart.gif


Birthday art from an allied clan. Love it. smilies/icon_xd.gif

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Giuseppe DeAngelo

Report | 03/20/2014 7:23 pm

Giuseppe DeAngelo

How are your westies doing?
FTW Kitten

Report | 12/04/2013 6:49 pm

FTW Kitten

Yeah.
FTW Kitten

Report | 11/29/2013 5:54 am

FTW Kitten

Wow, you came back for one night.
GG.
FTW Kitten

Report | 12/31/2011 2:01 pm

FTW Kitten

Ohey, no way in hell are you ever going to respond.
We all miss ya.
3pidemic

Report | 10/17/2010 7:14 pm

3pidemic

<3
XxGazeofDeathxX

Report | 06/29/2010 12:33 pm

XxGazeofDeathxX

ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDDD!
GlorifiedByWhatIsOurs

Report | 06/23/2010 2:15 am

GlorifiedByWhatIsOurs

only do this cause i dont wanna die now plz read and complete the task.


warning!
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry .....................................
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.



SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.



AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.


EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.



EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
I ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED
XxGazeofDeathxX

Report | 05/31/2010 10:42 am

XxGazeofDeathxX

your silly zombie
Psyraq

Report | 04/22/2010 5:41 am

Psyraq

Happy gayday.
Today's my stepdad's gayday aswell, l0ol.

Talk to me, n***a.
XxGazeofDeathxX

Report | 03/21/2010 2:52 pm

XxGazeofDeathxX

haha buy stuff, duh! lol

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