Hello there. I am Zetsubou Usagi-Kuma or “Usagi” for short. As you can see, I am a girl. I've been a member of Gaia for more than 3 years- ’EY THERE, LOSERS! Name’s Zetsubou Kuma-Usagi or “Kuma” to my pimps. I got tits so clearly I’m a chick. Been stalking here for more than 3 years. Must you be so crude? Anywho, I’m not very good with conversations so...here are the basics information about…us:
We watch TV way more than we should. Our favorite shows are How I Met Your Mother and Modern Family. DAMN THE ENDING OF HIMYM!We tend to stay away from Disney Channel because…well…have you seen what they put on that channel nowadays?Horrifying. And I’m the one that brings despair.
We draw. A lot. I’m mediocre at best. Just don’t ask for avi art because I don’t know the process for doing so. Ain’t having none of that sh**, no sir.
We play videogames. Currently playing Pokemon X and Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance (again).Our favorite videogame series are: Kingdom Hearts, The World Ends With You, Dangan Ronpa, and Phoenix Wright. As you can see, we are major Dangan Ronpa freaks. Almost to the brink of obsession. hELP. Embrace it, loser.
You must be confused about this bicolored post, so let me explain. There are the two of us posting. Me, Zetsubou Usagi-Kuma (Usagi)and me, Zetsubou Kuma-Usagi (Kuma).Here is what you need to know:
Usagi-Kuma: I’m the nicer one of the two. I speak in blue writing and wear lighter colors than Kuma does. Kuma’s a little sarcastic (and a little mean). She may say some really dreadful things, but please don’t take her seriously.
Kuma-Usagi: God, I am so sorry you had to suffer through her insignificant babbling. I’m the better one of the two. I speak in dark red clothing and wear darker colors most of the time. Usagi’s pretty wimpy and naïve, so it’s pretty easy to pull a fast one on her.
Sigh…anywhoo~ If you see “Zetsubou Usagi-Kuma” speaking without “Usagi” or “Kuma” in her header, than…that’s not us speaking. She’s the Mastermind to us both. She’s the…real Gaian.
April 11, 2014
Zetsubou Kuma-Usagi here, wrecking sh** and causing drama!
Good Afternoon, you guys! It's now May! Rise and Shiiiiine, ya little turds.
Let's make today into the best day it can be!
The last month of school is here! What are you going to do this summer, Kuma?
Easy: Find as many summer school students as I can and bring them DESPAIR!
Don't you think they're in enough despair already?
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH DESPAIR! UPUPUPUPUPUUU~