Hello there. I am Zetsubou Usagi-Kuma or “Usagi” for short. As you can see, I am a girl. I've been a member of Gaia for more than 3 years- ’EY THERE, LOSERS! Name’s Zetsubou Kuma-Usagi or “Kuma” to my pimps. I got tits so clearly I’m a chick. Been stalking here for more than 3 years. Must you be so crude? Anywho, I’m not very good with conversations so...here are the basics:
I watch TV way more than I should. My favorite shows consists of Steven Universe, Modern Family, Bee and Puppycat...etc. And mostly cartoons. Can't forget about cartoons~I tend to stay away from Disney Channel because…well…have you seen what they put on that channel nowadays?Horrifying. And I’m the one that brings despair.
I draw. A lot. I’m mediocre at best. Just don’t ask for avi art because I don’t know the process for doing so. Ain’t having none of that sh**, no sir.
I play videogames. Currently playing A Witch's Tale and Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance (again).My favorite videogame series are: Kingdom Hearts, The World Ends With You, Dangan Ronpa, and Phoenix Wright. As you can see, I'm a major Dangan Ronpa freak. (Almost to the brink of obsession.) Embrace it, loser.
You must be confused about this bicolored post, so let me explain. There are the two of us posting. Me, Zetsubou Usagi-Kuma (Usagi)and me, Zetsubou Kuma-Usagi (Kuma).Here is what you need to know:
Usagi-Kuma: I’m the nicer one of the two. I speak in blue writing and wear lighter colors than Kuma does. Kuma’s a little sarcastic (and a little mean). She may say some really dreadful things, but please don’t take her seriously.
Kuma-Usagi: God, I am so sorry you had to suffer through her insignificant babbling. I’m the better one of the two. I speak in dark red clothing and wear darker colors most of the time. Usagi’s pretty wimpy and naïve, so it’s pretty easy to pull a fast one on her.
Sigh…anywhoo~ If you see “Zetsubou Usagi-Kuma” speaking without “Usagi” or “Kuma” in her header, than…that’s not us speaking. She’s the Mastermind to us both.
Zetsubou Kuma-Usagi here, wrecking sh** and causing drama!
Good Afternoon, you guys! It's now December! Rise and Shiiiiine, ya little turds.
Let's make today into the best day it can be!
Ahh, winter...my favorite time of the year~
Hey hey hey! Wanna know an easy way to get away with murder during the winter?!
First, find an icicle-
No, no, no! Stop! Don't you dare!
Then find a dark alley-
NONONONONO! Cue the closing!
And if you need someone to bail you out, you know who to call!