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My name is John and I am a Albino African. I like to sleep on Wednesdays and eat on Sundays. I do not listen to music or go to the bathroom, as well as I am 173 years old. The cops are after me and I spat in Santas face. I have three pet penguins, Huey, Luie, and Doc. I also have a pet Cheetah, she's 7 years and the love of my life. .The pope is my brother and my nephew I play paintball on the weekends and have never been shot. I've killed seven men and I have a foot fettish. I have 20/20 vision and a mansion bigger than playboy. My parents died when I was 2, they were murdered by a goat. The wolfman lives under my bed, and the boogie man in my ceiling. I have 72 cents in my pocket and I've misplaced my hacky sack.

Really now, my name is Andrew Christopher Mainer, I prefer Chris over Andrew. Zero and Zeronic are names that I've been known to go by.


My sisters are Alicia/Lece Mainer, Ange/Angela Mainer, and Adrianne Mainer. I am about sixteen years old, and in the 10th Grade, though I believe I should be higher for multiple reasons. I have no classes due to it being summer. I don't try hard, but I often excel in school. I'm starting college at McDowell Tech this year durring nights.

I often change my myspace song once a day, sometimes multiple times. Music is my life and my life revolves around music. I listen to the varieties of everything to anything. Classical to Screamo, Death Metal to Rap to Techno to Orchestra, Country and Bluegrass and Rock and Pop. I don't listen to Opera too often, but from time to time.

I am madly in love. As for friends, I've had and lost some good ones.. and I've got a few enemies too, and a pretty good family overall.. most of the time, which the numbers just continue to keep growing. My sister just had a baby, and he's an awesome kid.. even if he's just a few months old. I write stories and poems, if you'd like a sample of any of my stuff I'd be glad to let you read. There's alot I don't like, but some I do. I don't watch much TV, but do enjoy Gilmore Girls, Futurama, Family Guy, The 4400, Naruto, Dharma and Greg, Whos Line, Friends, and a few other shows, though not many.. and I love alot of movies.

This is a direct quote I want to receive someday from someone, and I want them to mean it when they say this. And I don't know what it is yet, but I want this reaction. "Are you out of your ******** mind?!" And then I want to do whatever the action is, and I want them to follow up "You really are out of your ******** mind!!"

Some Categorized Things I Like.

General: Music, Reading, Video Games, Internet, Sleeping, Eating, The Pope, Symbology, Religion, Angels, Demons, Japanese Culture, 3D Art, Chicken, Kingdom Hearts, Random Information, Rome, Pianos, Fencing, Gothic Art,


Music: Shinedown, Audioslave, The Spill Canvas, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Fall Out Boy, Snow Patroll, Hawthorne Heights, Staind, The Postal Service, Killers, Crossfade, System of a Down, Disturbed, The Verve, Trans-Sibrian Orchestra, Beethoven, Mudvayne, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kill Hannah, Powerman 5000, Slipknot, DJ Sammy, Utada Hikaru, The Black Mages, Faye Wong, Lacuna Coil, (No Particular Order And Many Many More)


Movies: The Notebook, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pride and Prejudice, Happy Gilmore, Euro Trip, Fallen, V for Vendetta, Lords of Dogtown, You've Got Mail, Under the Tuscan Sun, Constantine, Butterfly Effect, Dragonheart, The Last Samurai, Endless Waltz, Dirty Dancing, Garden State, The Crow, The Crow: City of Angels, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest, The Da Vinci Code, Advent Children.

Yes, this is the same thing as on my myspace.

Skin made by Leowen.

I love forever the person who gave me my Ace of Spaces. Even if I've no clue who you are. <3

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Coap

Report | 02/12/2009 12:58 pm

Coap

Yeah, he looks bad a**. I wouldn't mess with him. >_>
RaveKidd

Report | 02/06/2009 6:59 am

RaveKidd

why thank you User Image
Coap

Report | 02/05/2009 8:10 am

Coap

Yes. User Image I love the arms. The look nice on you.
Coap

Report | 02/03/2009 12:43 pm

Coap

dude, i'm not digging those pants on that avatar. User Image
RaveKidd

Report | 11/23/2008 5:33 am

RaveKidd

heck yea they are. I am questig penguin and seal slippers now.
RaveKidd

Report | 11/22/2008 5:55 pm

RaveKidd

looky at the chuck noris scarf!!!! you like!!!
RaveKidd

Report | 11/08/2008 6:50 pm

RaveKidd

im just so good
RaveKidd

Report | 11/08/2008 6:28 pm

RaveKidd

I also want a kiki and a coco but i dont wanna waste gold. im saving for an afk.
RaveKidd

Report | 11/08/2008 5:52 pm

RaveKidd

lol heck yea. i am wanting a lunar cloak. im contimplating whether to buy it or not.
RaveKidd

Report | 11/08/2008 5:47 pm

RaveKidd

yay. tyler has completed annoying therapy with dr. pepper. thats why he is acting good now lol. User Image.

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