*quietly states as if to himself*
But for how long I wonder...
*smiles softly at Sasuke*
The perks agree with you then?
I am happily settled in my role.
I need no progeny.
On the other hand you have a whole clan to repopulate.
You can't just quit! Quitter!
*Pats Sasuke on the back understandingly*
Yeah, I know what you mean. When I became a man it hit me like a ton of bricks. No literally, I got hit with some bricks and I became a man. See?
*shows Sasuke her noodley bicep*
Only a strong rugged kind of man would have these babies. No literally I gave birth to my arms and there they were.
Now I know you are jealous but let's not let that get in the way of our friendship, kay?
*is super excited*
You must care so much about me to waste your ocular jutsu on little young me!
But what if you waste all your chakra on me and a real big ugly hairy dude comes up and has a beef with you? Then you will loose and you will bring shame on everyone associated with you.
I can't talk to you any more! You'll make me look bad!
*squeels at Sasuke activating his sharingan and hugs him tight*
Don't worry Sasuke! Even though you're a jerk I still have an adequate amount of love for you heart
*smacks Sasuke's bare stomach*
I know you are so lonely because you can't be with Naruto and your blind brother. It must be so awful knowing that everyone is trying to avoid you.
But don't worry, I won't do those terrible things to you.
*sticks her finger in his belly button*
Eww, gross! You need to clean this thing out MR!