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Ezekiel Renaissance

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Last Login: 01/16/2017 7:48 am

Registered: 04/20/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Somewhere with a radio...

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Hello, I am Zeke. Those of you who know me and my irritable talent for piloting in games know me by '******** a*****e you suck I hate you, play like a man you b***h', but these people are merely ********, because they get all angry when I decide to Kamikaze them and they decide they want to miss with their rocket launchers/tanks/other anti-air-vehicle-weapon. I like Video Games, LoTR, RPing, Star Wars, among other things. Did I mention I like Video games? Anywho, those who put up with my slight insanity will receive muffins. Though I hate n00bs and people who think typing faster and less correct is a good thing, news for ya: It's not. Your commiting syntax genocide you assholes! Those letters you abandoned will come back to [******** KILL[/b][/u][/color] you! Now, I have no problem with mis-spellings just know that. Then those people go and do somthing stupid like, not captializing their i's! Assholes ever hear of the shift button!? Back on the subject of insanity, I commmonly break out into random stories about random stuff due to the partial insanity. Yeah, Mecha are also somthing I favor, if you can't stomach the action, get out of the cockpit! Rammstein, they are now your gods. Of course this is all topped by how much I love to RP. RPing is like liquid Q... mixed with Suger, Video Games, and everything nice. Though, somtimes in a fit of creation I accidentaly get infected by the stupidity of my relatives, and it gets sucked in to my works, like 'the back alley special', then I am critisized over the next week and I decide to change it. And still have to hear the 'and what weren't you smoking?' comments. Obviously, 'I r smarted!?'. While on the subject of stupidity an the theory of 'I r smarted!?' I would like to list some particularly funny blunders me and 'the gang' (I cant believe I just said that) have come across.

-The now ended Chuck Norris crusade
-'i was drak elv with assasasasin clauz'
-'i was drak elv with assasasasin clauz' man
-I got the shake, you got the bake?
-The horrid drawing of 'Domo the rouge'
-The other crappy drawings of Domo
-Domo's crazy Morrowind hat 'Q' guy.
-"Spear Spear Spear!" "[Hillbilly voice]BOW! I'm gonna get a bow![/hillbilly voice]" "Spear, get the spear... Augh....." "[Hillbilly voice]BOW! I got a bow![/hillbillyvoice]"
-Hey, remember, gotta catch em all.
-Back alley special, coming to XXX video stores near you.
-In Communist Russia [insert opposite of English phrase,etc. here] you!
-Gangsta' style b***h!
-'Gangsters arn't people who go out and buy fifty dollar pants that are too big for them. Gangsters are the people who go out and buy 250 dollar pin striped suites and tommy guns.'-Domo
-Spider, the insane spider that lives in our brains. [Nationality and sexual preferance may vary.]
-That clone rode the short LAAT to the battle.
-Camel Time!!!

-etc. etc.

More will be added sooner or later.

Yeah anyways,
Zeke auf.

So... Is that all you have to say?

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Teddybear of Death Report | 07/29/2015 6:02 pm
Saw we were online at the same time and decided to spam your profile saying hello, then running offline. biggrin
Kuro the Rookie Kingpin Report | 01/21/2012 10:51 pm
Lol!! He's soo cool! xd
Kuro the Rookie Kingpin Report | 01/17/2012 4:06 am
KAMINA!!! emotion_kirakira emo
Zeke Ren Report | 11/26/2010 9:29 am

I can take care of the first one, but the second bit? I don't know about that one. Besides, who are you? My mother? My bossy sister? Sheesh.
[FrostedWings] Report | 11/25/2010 11:39 pm
So you're sitting on my bed playing the game you got my boyfriend addicted to. :] Such a good kid.
Oh, by the the damn Brussel sprouts Rose bought for you because they WILL find their way into the garbage by my hands. >:]
Zane Usanybe Report | 08/22/2010 9:49 pm
cool avi
Zane Usanybe Report | 08/20/2010 3:19 am
Well looky here...We got ourselves a regular old cowboy here...Whats up.
The_Domo_Ninja Report | 08/18/2010 12:14 am
cool avi
The real KyoTooruNiimura Report | 08/12/2010 8:36 pm
Hello Mr.Zeke!
Zeke Ren Report | 07/22/2010 4:02 pm
Damn straight.
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