Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.
11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.
12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go in to Court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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its not a drug or an addiction, its not obsession, Its love.
I'm so tottally whipped, im inlove with you so much and I'm looking forward to the day I reach 100%
I hope deep down your looking forward to it too, the thorns are gone forever you dont need to walk away alone, instead walk with me hand in hand
i want to be there for you like you was there for me, i want to protect you now, its my turn to make you feel good.
no this isnt a poem, its just words from my heart, I thought it would bring a smile to your face to wake up to somthing like this.
I'm not trying to win you over, or get any %'s, you deserve as much love as you can get, and im going to give it to you every day and make you feel loved and not alone anymore.
I love you more than anything i really really really do, and if i can tell you these things forever as only your friend then ill do that because at least im being honest and not running away
im not giving up on you because i really think what i told my mom is true, that i think your special and 'might' be the one, you are the one, and i hope i can be the one for you too one day
i better stop typeing how i feel or ill leave a maassive wall of words, and im guesing by the time you read this youll be talking to me on msn, ill probley get embaressed and regret posting it
so can i ask, while im in a serious mood, to be easy on the future me? XD
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