AboutI am Ivan Braginski (Russia). I'm pretty nice most of the time but if you get in my way I'll kill you, ne? Besides I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face-an evil secret when I look into all of your stupid faces I think of how much fun it will be to pound them into dust.
I have two sister who while I love are very weird, oh so very very weird, sooo weird...
My younger sister is Belarus she likes to think she's not losing all her money and her mind but she is. Also she wants to marry me; which frightens me as well as the fact she is a complete psycho.
My older sister is Ukraine, she's not much to look at, but she's very kind. Unfortunately, though, she's very poor. At the moment she's trying to make friends in the European Union and her boss doesn't allow her to see me.
My dream is that one day in the future I want to go to a warm place with lots of sunflowers. I don't like the cold much, though I don't really notice it anymore.
By the way, it makes me pleasure smile thinking of how I can crush you all with my overwhelming power.