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Little_Kaida Wrote:
I can't masturbate. My hand might get stuck. Instead I use the massage thingy in the shower

Kamille Bidan Wrote:
That's just hilariously disturbing. Next thing you're gonna say is that it might bite you or something.

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[Puerilass Wrote] Wrote:
What if I just want to tell everyone on my friendslist that I love them?

Kuroboom Wrote:
I think it's different, because it's not like " I LOVE YOU NOW TELL 10,000 OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE THEM IN SIX MINUTES OR YOUR GENITALS WILL FALL OFF."

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Yoshimato Wrote:
no, not at all. his friend was hot and if my boyfriend doesnt mind sharing (me) neither do i. i belong to him and i love it when he does what he wants with me ever since that night.

Nateen Wrote:
it's the birth of a free hooker. good enough for a Man, made for a hobo.

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`Monox!de Wrote:
Ever since my Mom told me a tampon got stuck in her va-jay-jay, I never used one.



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Leviticus can shove it

Report | 02/06/2006 5:59 am

Leviticus can shove it

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THE_master_is_here

Report | 12/28/2005 8:30 pm

THE_master_is_here

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

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