Me: Hello all! The name's Yilanti Midnight. I am a city girl at heart, but I don't mind going back to my nature roots. I'm a big yaoi fan and atheist. I'm a huge roleplayer and love writing stories. My life on Gaia has been one big story that doesn't seem to end.

It is now almost 7 years that I've been a minion to the most evil Kiki Kitty of all, Tome. And people ask me, How did Tome get so evil? How did he pick me as his minion? Well, I guess I could share the story. It's not too sad so don't start weeping. Tome will tell you his side of the tale soon enough.

Twas a dark and stormy night and all the Gaians were asleep, and-

Tome: Cut to the chase.

Me: Alright, alright. I was a pretty poor Gaian who had been saving up for the latest donation item. I had a pretty penny in my pocket, and one day realized the newest donation items were out. This was good, because around that time the letters were 6-7k, and I could afford that. So off to the Exchange I went.

Sure enough, it took me a while to even get a letter. People were madly bidding. I finally got one for 7.7K. Not too bad, I feel. And I opened it, and I got a fluffy white cat. I named him Fluffy, because I thought it was cute. So sweet. Little did I know this cat was an evil mastermind who planned to take over all of Gaia.

What could I do? He brainwashed me and then took and ate my soul, so that I would be forever linked with him. And he made me call him Tome. Of course, now Tome has eaten many souls, but as I was the first, I am forever his right hand. Though I've been treatened and yelled at more than I should be. XP And in a certain way, we do have fun.

It's all the time we spend together, you see. Plotting takes time. But anyhoo, it's Tome who gets to tell you what he has gone through.

Tome: Finally. All that yabbering made me go sleepy. My life began as the admins made me. Yes, the all powerful gods knew what they were doing when they made us Kiki's. Before the great "Shipping", we could do whatever we want. Most kitties wasted their time chasing after a ball of yarn or trying to look cute. Me, I ran straight to the library and read up as much as I could.

I read a lot. Even mastered the art of speaking. Soon I got to the Dark Ancient Books and got my powers. But before I could get ultimate destructive powers, I was stuffed in a letter and shipped away. The letter made me so annoyed. How dare Humans (or Human Gods, but it's still the same) lock me away like that?! And so I got my evil streak.

I was going to get the first person I could get my paws on and brainwash that person. And make it my minion. Little did I know it was going to be a city-bred simple girl. The irony, really. She took me out of the letter, hugged me almost to death (almost) and named me Fluffy. FLUFFY? WHAT THE HECK IS FLUFFY? THAT'S A MORON NAME! So I got her brain and her soul, and I made her call me Tome.

Tome may sound stupid to you, but it means book. And books is what I see highly. It's what made me me.

And even now I plot, but daily things keep us from actually doing my plans. Or actually, they keep my minion from fulfilling them. XP The silly girl, if she doesn't stalk Meredith (from the bank), she'll go shopping. I swear, she must be obsessed with money. Meredith almost got her a restraining order. I admit, Meredith is good-looking, but she is not my type.

Me: And you can't have her either. I worship her more than anyone else on Gaia. I'm her number one fan!

Tome: *rolls eyes* And just a few years ago she just had to adopt a kid. As if conquering the world isn't hard enough, she had to start a family as well!

Me: Hey, Melba needed a home and I could provide. I've always wanted a daughter.

Melba: Don't worry Tome, I won't get in the way!

Tome: At least the kids has smarts.

Me: Oh admit it, you like her. Well, this is Yilanti, Melba and Tome. Hope you enjoyed the read. Have a wonderful Gaian life!

Tome: For it will be mine.

Melba Bye now! Byeeee!

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Odd Cinderella

Report | 06/21/2015 12:22 am

Odd Cinderella

Hey you. I heard you had a birthday that just passed. Happy Belated birthday
Virgo Whiskers

Report | 05/16/2014 8:29 am

Virgo Whiskers

Congrats on getting hitched, Yil!

Report | 05/12/2014 2:41 am


Saw you on forums. Congrats on your marriage. smile

Report | 05/09/2014 3:09 pm


thanx for buyin
Sweet Kitsune Shifter

Report | 04/22/2014 4:46 am

Sweet Kitsune Shifter

Thank you for purchasing! *bows*
II Majesty II

Report | 02/20/2014 10:44 am

II Majesty II

Greetings. smile Hope you are well! (flys off into smoke)

~ Majesty
Odd Cinderella

Report | 01/31/2014 10:19 am

Odd Cinderella

Lol. Thanks.
Odd Cinderella

Report | 01/31/2014 2:14 am

Odd Cinderella

Looking fierce, darling.
Odd Cinderella

Report | 12/24/2013 11:44 am

Odd Cinderella

Odd Cinderella

Report | 12/24/2013 10:01 am

Odd Cinderella

Happy Holidays!