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lakita_phoenix

Report | 07/10/2008 8:46 pm

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fae_khaab

Report | 01/29/2008 10:43 am

fae_khaab

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." 







Priest: "What have you done my child?"







Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."







Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"







Girl: "Because he touched my hand."







Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)







Girl: "Yes father."







Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."







Girl: "Then he touched my breast."







Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)







Girl: "Yes father."







Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."







Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."







Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)







Girl: "Yes father."







Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."







Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."







Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)







Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"







Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."







Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"







Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
fae_khaab

Report | 01/10/2008 2:31 pm

fae_khaab

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. 



Usually she slept through the class.







One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"







When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.







A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.







Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"







The Teacher fainted.















Catholic School Girls



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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They



are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.



St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a



p***s?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip



of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy



water and pass through the gates."







St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever



had contact with a p***s?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,



"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."







All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one



girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her a** in it!"
fae_khaab

Report | 01/10/2008 2:31 pm

fae_khaab

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. 



Usually she slept through the class.







One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"







When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.







A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.







Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"







The Teacher fainted.















Catholic School Girls



--------------------------------------------------------------------------



A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They



are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.



St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a



p***s?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip



of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy



water and pass through the gates."







St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever



had contact with a p***s?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,



"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."







All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one



girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her a** in it!"
fae_khaab

Report | 12/18/2007 10:03 pm

fae_khaab

RANDUM COMMENT!!!!!!
Cinnestur

Report | 04/01/2007 9:32 pm

Cinnestur

Woot, got yer comment cherry!

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