Cabbage patch kids will eat your souls!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
~Losing my sanity... One pixel at a time~
Admit it, with out me, your life would be NORMAL *gasp*. Don't follow in my footsteps for I walk into walls. It takes skill to trip UP stairs, but me, I am extremely skilled because, I, *dramatic pause* trip over flat surfaces. My friends are kewler then giraffes and giraffes, there pretty kewl. My friends are also weirder then chickens, and chickens, man those things are weird. I trip UP the DOWN side of the escalator cuz I'm kewl like that!
WARNING... I HAVE MAD NINJA SKILLS... or I may completely freak out for no good reason at any apparent time.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil. Therapy helps.... but screaming intensely is faster and cheaper. Add "ito" to the end of a word to make it Spanish, see, I do listen in class.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I'm not clumsy I'm just gravitationaly challenged... and if you can't read that... then... then too bad. Friends are the ones who ask to share your umbrella in a huge rain storm, but best friends are the ones that take your umbrella in a giant rain storm and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!" If you're looking for perfection leave my profile and buy yourself a barbie doll.
Ya know, I could kill you 16 different ways with a single paper clip, if you stay still, that is. Don't look now but there is a ninja right there behind you. 3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions. My friend, Cheyenne, is in the hospital because she chased after a wolf screaming "OMG, IT'S TAYLOR!!!!!" I shall never grow up for make believe is far too much fun. I suck at life... but I'm wicked kewl! I'm right, you're wrong, it's that simple really. Everybody's crazy, some people are just better at hiding it... I for one am not one of those people. What is this thing you call normal?! Is it contagious?! OMG!!, don't touch me, I might catch your normal. The voices in my head don't like you, I suggest running, running like that Forest Gump guy. If you are smoking, I will think you are on fire and will not hesitate to take appropriate action by squirting you with that big 2 liter soda can of foam. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it get's boring, so I go back to being a giraffe. You see, friends will jump off the dock into the freezing water with you but BEST friends will SAY that they will jump of with you, tell you that the ice cream man sunk to the bottom of the water, and throw you in to go find him.... QUACK!!! I'm a cow. I can't help my sarcasm; it's like breathing, and I need to breathe.
I lost my shoe...
p.s. If your bored your a boring person. Its that simple, really. Obviously, I don't get bored easily.