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Report | 05/15/2008 1:09 pm

ThornOfHearts

HI HI SHEY!!!

Report | 03/28/2008 2:36 pm

Baron Mookie

...only know I'm a fuzzy bard creature with a magic harp and an ice sword. The birds on my head are my backup singers.

Report | 03/28/2008 11:20 am

Baron Mookie

Silly woman. Have you never heard of a mystical earth dragon? And besides, it's a MAGIC staff. The ice is MAGICAL... thus, it only makes cold what I tell it to make cold, like my enemies or my beer. Mmm. Earthbeer.

Report | 03/26/2008 9:52 am

Baron Mookie

Check it out. Now I really am "earthy."

Hee hee.

Report | 03/25/2008 3:56 pm

Baron Mookie

I see you have taken my advice to heart, sorceress.

Excellent.

Report | 03/25/2008 3:55 pm

Baron Mookie

Pfft. You're one of them "bad-a** anti-heroes." Those are a dime-a-dozen. And guns? GUNS? I know you can equip yourself with much more creative weaponry than the standard armaments of thugs and miscreants.

And you can't shoot me in the head because it's covered in gold and metal. Fishy gold and metal. Everyone knows that fishy metals are the strongest metals in the world.

Now repent and seek redemption for your crimes, lest you force me commit murmaider... which is mermaid murder. Except I'm more of a merman. And I'm killing you. Not you killing me. And not with guns, because guns are for stupid-heads.

Report | 03/25/2008 11:37 am

Evil Mookie

Hey, I don't look "good."

I look "evil," thank you very much.

Report | 03/25/2008 11:35 am

Baron Mookie

So I didn't get my metamorphosis right on the first try. Every great artist goes through a few drafts before getting his masterpiece absolutely right! Now I wouldn't call my current form my "masterpiece," but it certainly is a form that will vanquish you, vile villainess!



Behold! Baron Mookie, son of Lord Salmon Highfish, has become...



GOLDFISH!

Report | 03/20/2008 3:28 pm

Baron Mookie

A shapeshifting fiendish fish-woman? Egads! I shall have to use my enchanted staff to transform myself into something more formidable!



But if you're making peace offerings, the Baron of Fish will accept them in the form of cookies, not orphans. Keep yours. He doesn't look all that well. Maybe he needs more seafood in his diet.

Report | 03/18/2008 8:09 am

Baron Mookie

Curses. You saw through my clever, fishy plot. Getting you in the water to duel me, the Baron of Fish, would clearly be in my favor! You'd be drowned on arrival! Curse you and your angelic, wingy wisdom for seeing through my ingenious trap.



I will simply have to evolve to breathe both air and water. I'll get back to you when my breathing capabilities are superior to yours.



Blub blub.

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