Kingdom King 13: Wow. So Chibi is the baby, and Drew is the wrinkled old woman. *RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE*
blindcarboncopy(aka DrewThirte3n): Yes, I am. *waves cane threateningly at*
Git off ma lawn!

Quote:
GuitaristPick: KILL EM JOSHUA!
Me: My, Neku. I believe this is a first. You're cheering on your killer to kill again?
GuitaristPick: XD Just Seymore
Me: *Seymour, dun make me quote an Axel*
GuitaristPick: *DX Sorry*
Me: If end up hating him even more I'm changing his name to Seysh*t.
GuitaristPick: YES! X3 DO SO!

Quote:
Blutnebel Worslei:The donkey is Twi's. I'm biting her a**.
Me: D< STOP BITING MY GREAT UNCLE!

Quote:
Kingdom King 13: You're welcome *huggles Twi again, huggles our twins* :3
Me: *huggles back, also huggles our twins* ^^
Kingdom King 13: And the best part is that the kids give US money. XD
Me: No. Kidding. XD
ReGaLberry523: Huh...
Kingdom King 13: This is probably the only example in history where two young people like us grab booty HOPING to have babies.


Quote:
NolaxiHope: *urge to draw regal in a pancake suit rising*
The Twilight Schemer: lol!
NolaxiHope: i have strange urges.
The Twilight Schemer: Indeed you do.
NolaxiHope: and fork!thoughtless
--fork: >:3
--regal: *gonk*


Quote:
The Twilight Schemer: The tactician giving you a hard time?
Kingdom King 13: Sora kinda. It's not him, it's the interaction between him and Xigbar that's a little difficult for me.
The Twilight Schemer: ... "Sora?"

Quote:
kingvoorhees: *watching FMA* also 'A psycho is an X shaped scar on his face has been slaughtering side characters in the dead of night!'
kingvoorhees: ..... Saix?

Quote:
Me: lol, Nai's JUST LEAVING FOR THE BEACH.
LoveLikeWinterKageMitsune: Nice?
Me: Me: ... Twin, your parents FAIL.
SarcasticIrony: LUCKY HER!
Guitarist Pick: LOL
LoveLikeWinterKageMitsune: *hates the beach* >.>;;
Me: Irony? WASHINGTON BEACH.
SarcasticIrony: o.O Cold much?
Me: Yup...
LoveLikeWinterKageMitsune: Wait, it's a cold beach!?
Me: Yes-?
Guitarist Pick: DX
LoveLikeWinterKageMitsune: .........I know where I want to go.

Quote:
Nailo Nozomi: when in doubt, phonehoo.
Me: lol, good plan, Fake.
Nailo Nozomi: stop that, dangit.
Nailo Nozomi: I`M JUST AS REAL AS YOU~!
Me: Fine, Rep. Then stop making me have Light moments!

Quote:
Nailo Nozomi: glad i stayed in the car. first larxene, then vexen... =A= stupid weather.
Twilight Schemer: LOL, HI VEXLARX. XD

Quote:
Kingdom King 13: And me if I was a girl, partner.
Regal Gecko: But wait...didn't you say you were the mother of our children? Oh wait. Doesn't matter. YOU ABANDONED THEM!!! YOU ABANDONED MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kingdom King 13: YOU SEXIST! WHO SAID A MOTHER HAD TO BE A GIRL?!
BlackxStarxCrossedxSky: You are not a seahorse, dear.
Kingdom King 13: AND THAT'S JUST RACIST! I DON'T KNOW HOW YET, BUT IT IS!
BlackxStarxCrossedxSky: Manwomb or lies, dear, manwomb or lies.

Quote (zOMG crew!chatpane):
XxTwilit StrifexX: XD I dare you to say that...
owhoa: me TOO!!!!
cutefurryandevilkitty: cmon lets go to deadmans a**
cutefurryandevilkitty: oops..
Gohon7: lol
owhoa: lol
cutefurryandevilkitty: hehee...a** instead of pass
XxTwilit StrifexX: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
cutefurryandevilkitty:
Gohon7: now plz lets go to dead mans pass
cutefurryandevilkitty: his A$$ is right around the corner
Gohon7: normal or hard
XxTwilit StrifexX: Oh yeah, we like his a** haaard~ *grin*

Quote (YIM):
Twilight Schemer: ...OTL *just got rick roll'd by her smut playlist*
FemVexen Gray: LOL NO WAY! That just started on my playlist!
Twilight Schemer: LOLSERIOUSLY?
FemVexen Gray: YES
Twilight Schemer: HAUNTED PLAYLISTS UNITE! FORM OF RICK ROLL!

Quote:
Kingdom King 13: ...Legal age?
Twilight Schemer: XDXD aka "not a minor"
Kingdom King 13: You've been "not a minor!"
For a year! You said NINETEEN, right?!
Twilight Schemer: AND YET YOU CALLED ME JAILBAIT ALONG WITH NAI?
Kingdom King 13: *points back, mouth drops open, Genie-style when he realizes he has no comeback*

Quote (MSN):
AXEL [King of Spaz] says:
D: < email refuses to post it the way its meant to be too
XxTwilit StrifexX says:
haha
AXEL [King of Spaz] says:
-screensshits it now-
XxTwilit StrifexX says:
...You mean "screenshots", right?

Quote (YIM!):
Kingdom King 13: Okay, I think this is it.
XxTwilit StrifexX: lolwhut. XD
Kingdom King 13: Finished?
XxTwilit StrifexX: Almost.
XxTwilit StrifexX: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [/yep, finished...and watching it again for teh lulz] ...and my parents come back.
Kingdom King 13: I get that a lot. XD
XxTwilit StrifexX: TIMING.
Kingdom King 13: OH THIS SHALL BE AWKWARD!!!
XxTwilit StrifexX: THANK YOU GOD, FOR INSPIRING THE PERSON WHO MADE HEADPHONES.
Kingdom King 13: *ROAAAAAAAAAAAARS WITH LAUGHTER*

Quote (YIM):
The Opposite Proclaimer: I didn't know people still did that. o.o What time period are they stuck in?
XxTwilit StrifexX: pre-Women's Rights, apparently.
The Opposite Proclaimer: Do they still call African American people negroes?
The Opposite Proclaimer: If you see one plowing cotton, I suggest moving.
XxTwilit StrifexX: Not to my knowledge, though the African American who worked with us looked down on me too for my age and gender.
The Opposite Proclaimer: ... Welcome to the back to the 1920's!

Quote: GoD Thread
Blutnebel Worslei: Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts Try Other Areas
Soh-Cah-Toa

Quote: GoD Thread
Regal Gecko: Guardians of Destiny: The only place where "F*** you" is a compliment of the highest degree.
Blindcarboncopy: *sniffles* It's why I call it home. This should be our motto.
*hugs everyone* I feel like I just returned to my family.

Quote: YIM
Me: ...Is Goofy supposed to be a frankendog or something?
Drew: FRANKENWEINER
Drew: ...Frank-N-Furter!!
Drew: *rofls*
Twi: ...YES.
Drew: CAN NEVER UNTHINK THAT
Drew: DO NOT WANT TO
Nai: XDDDD
Drew: FRANK-N-FURTER GOOFY

Quote: PHONE CONFO
Kingdom King 13: *calls me, after ranting about his harddrive FINALLY being fixed* ... You know it's weird. Every time I can't have my computer I miss you. A lot.
XxTwilit StrifexX: ...Say what?
Kingdom King 13: Well, even though you live on the other side of the country, you're still one of my best friends. I miss you when I can't talk to you.
XxTwilit StrifexX: ...Dammit, you succeeded in making me blush.
Kingdom King 13: Yes! I made you Terra!blush- Wait, that makes me Cinderella?
XxTwilit StrifexX: *ROARS WITH LAUGHTER*

Quote: YIM!
XxTwilit StrifexX: Which for some reason, reminds me of an unfortunate implication...
The proper term for "master" in Korean is "kiosoh" which sounds eerily like "Damn" in Japanese...
Kingdom King 13: *snort* Damn Xehanort? Sounds perfectly appropriate to me.

Quote: MSN
Riku the Hero of Darkness says:
Welcome to the club. /stopped trying to make sense of the madness a long time.
>>;
Day: Yoshiya Kiryu- JESUS JUNIOR says:
MADNESS?
THIS IS-/shot
Riku the Hero of Darkness says:
-KINGDOM HEEEEAAAAAAARTS~
*KICKS MASTER XEHANORT INTO SPARTA PIT*
Day: Yoshiya Kiryu- JESUS JUNIOR says:
Roxas: *applauds*