Last Login: 05/31/2012 6:26 pm
Registered: 06/13/2008
Gender: Male
Birthday: 04/29
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...~ ~girl:Slow down im scared. ~guy:No,this is fun! ~girl:No its not,please slow down!? ~guy:Then tell me you love me. ~girl:I love you!Now slow down!! ~guy:Now give me a big hug. ~She gave him a hug. ~guy: Can you take off my helment and put it on your head, its bothering me... ~In the newspaper the next day,a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it,only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road,the guy realized that the breaks were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead,he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then,he had her put his helmet on so that she would live,even if it meant that he would die... ~If you would do this for the person you love,copy this and put it in your profile
Girl: Do i ever cross your mind?Guy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Guy: Not reallyGirl: Do you want me?Guy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Guy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Guy: NoGirl: Would you do anything for me?Guy: NoGirl: Choose - me or your lifeGuy: My lifeThe girl runs away in shock & pain & the guy runs after her & says..."The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would dieThe reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."---------------------------------------------------------♥ If ♥ You♥ Really ♥ Love ♥ Someone ♥ Right ♥ Now ♥ And ♥ You ♥ Really ♥ Want ♥ To ♥ Be ♥ With ♥ Them ♥ Forever ♥ Put ♥ This ♥ On ♥ Your ♥♥ Page ♥♥----------------------........♥.........♥.....♥...............♥...♥....................♥..♥......................♥.♥........................♥... ......♥....♥♥.........................♥... ♥..............♥.♥.........................♥.. .................♥..♥.........................♥. ...............♥...♥.......................... .............♥.....♥........................ ..........♥........♥..................... ......♥...........♥.................. ....♥...............♥.............. .♥..................♥..........♥.....................♥.....♥......................♥..♥........................♥........................♥.......................♥........................♥╔╗╔═╦╗║╚╣║║╚╗╚═╩═╩═╝........¶¶¶¶¶¶...... ......¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.... ¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.. ......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.. ......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ...¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶..........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶..............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..................¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶...▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝
shorty)Aww s**t, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the f**king deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherf**king toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherf**king boat (boat, yeah) I'm on a boat motherf**ker take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat You can't stop me motherf**ker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, b***h (b***h) We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you and Kinko's Straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and s**t The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherf**ker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and It's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh Get the f**k up, this boat is REAL!!! f**k land, I'm on a boat, motherf**ker (motherf**ker) f**k trees, I climb buoys, motherf**ker (motherf**ker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf**ker (yeah) The boat engine make noise, motherf**ker Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I f**ked a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah) I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mothaf**kin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
My fav song :D
Words start with ABC Numbers start with 123 Music starts with Do-Ray-ME But love starts with YOU and ME
white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
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My role model xD
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