My heart is taken by the most wonderful guy my lovely Davie
<3For me that's all I need.
"Quotes"
“This is a love that lasts. And in secrecy it grows”
-The last line from “A love unspoken” a poem by my favorite poet Tupac Shakur
“What the h*** do you think your doin’?” “Stealin’ your wife’s heart RIGHT under your nose!” “Eh, you can have her” “Well aren’t you romantic”
-Some random movie
"Will you stop thinking about making babies for five seconds and listen!"
-Some chick off private prince
"Screw Edward, put me in their and me and Bella will have a party!"
-Matt
"Let me turn on that part of my brain that gives a damn"
"Hey you with the face!? Why doesn't anyone but you look when I say that!? We ALL have faces"
"Wow, I'm going to smile and nod like I give a damn."
"Screw Bella, lets put Edward and Jacob together!"
"When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head."
"When the man who got the idea for using cows milk was making his discovery that they made milk, what do you think he was doing?"
"I'm not depressed, I just want to die"
"Man I'd so hate you if you told me comets was only spelt with one 'm'..... What? It is? Crap...."
- Mine
"What would the world do without chuck Norris? Then their wouldn't be hilarious facts about chuck Norris!"
"When isn't mello in a dress?"
"I win again"
"Well your face is stupid" "Well your bread is manifested with ants and mold on the inner workings." "What...?" "Yeah. I went there"
"So how can we reduce coal mining?" "Well you see we can start by training garbles to use machine guns, Oh no, wait! Theirs more!"
"there's a thin line between not listening and just not caring, I like the think I walk that line everyday"
"Tottally team jacob, real men don't effin sparkle"
- Perry-Winkle’s
"If perry-winkle does it, don't do it"
-Panda_Pornstar
Well Theres not much more I can tell you, bu-bye =)
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