To my silly, sweet Sara,
Your brother wanted me to inform you that you are stupid because when Mr. Fortune asked the Concert band who wanted to march, you chickened out. One benefit to that is you didn't have to march with our senior right guide who is (to my extreme excitement) leaving this year. She is a complete b***h! She is a horrible right guide and always yells at everyone. We, with the help of Setser, kicked her out of section leader in Symphonic band because she cares about no one but herself and she tells us we suck, we can't count, we can't play the flute, she is the best flute player everrrrrr, etc. etc. etc.