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From My Best Friend Shayla!

Dear XxPanduhhxX,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new PEOPLE you saw in HOLISTER-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left BOOBS to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand STEALINGs to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, JUSTIN BIEBER, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch BATMAN in the LEG for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours (I Dont Know One),

-I don't want people xD
-They don't have people at Hollister do they? O.o
-I wouldn't give my left boobs(?) for anything. xD
-I don't steal xD
-Justin Beiber isn't my childhood hero... Gross.. xD
-I would never punch batman in the leg! D:

Shayla(: I love youhoo(no homo)!((((:

About Me/ My Life

Read This If You Wanna Know A Little Bit About Me! ;D
Hey my name is Ashley, if you haven't noticed. I am 13 and I came into this world on August 20th, 1996. I live in Washington(Worst state in the world xD) though i was born in Nevada. I have one sibling, a brother named Tyler. I live with both my mom and dad. I love scary movies. I don't believe in God, Heaven, Hell, ect. I am single *Wink* xD. I am kinda weird, so if I say anything random or crazy, just go with it! xD. I am a pretty happy person(most of the time), but I randomly get depressed sometimes. I am pretty cool, until you get me mad, then you might wanna run! xD. A lot of the time, I am hyper and fun. :3. I am sick in real life; I have some weird parasite thing, so I kinda have mood swings. I might seem emo or gothic on gaia, but I'm really not in real life. I do like dark colors and scary stuff though. My favorite kind of music is: screamo, hard rock, metal and some hip hop. I can't stand country! My favorite bands at the moment are; Escape The Fate, A Day To Remember, and a few others. My Favorite songs are; Downfall Of Us All - A Day To Remember, On To The Next One - Escape The Fate, and Louder Than Thunder - Devil Wears Prada. I don't really like Devil Wears Prada, because they have too much screamo. The guys from Escape The Fate are freaking HOTTT!!! xD. My favorite colors are: blue, purple, black, and white. My favorite foods are: Tacos! and Ding Dongs(non-sexual type)! xD. I have kinda weird taste in some stuff, but you know, that's what makes me different. My favorite quote is "I wanna dance with no pants on' cuz shorts are way better!" I love animals! My favorite animals are: Elephants! Bunnies! Zebras! and Giraffes! I have a bunny (named Angus, because he looks like a cow) A mouse(Named Shay after my best friend Shayla), and a fish (named Swimmy, because all he dose is swim xD)! I mainly play on the computer with any extra time I have(Which is a lot). I think Justin Beiber and Robert Pattinson are gross! I have one of those life size Edward posters, and I drew all over him to make him look like a girl. I'm a little above poor. I love to make stuff like; muffins, cakes, ect. I don't like cake very much, along with muffins, but I do like cheescake and doughnuts!! Woot woot! I like to rable, and go on about stuff, if you haven't noticed already. I pick Wolves over Vampires. I am afraid of the dark, and small spaces. I am skinny, like a twig as my friends would say. I eat a lot though. I'm waiting for the right boy to come along and fall in love with me. My dream boy is a little bit taller then me, skinny but kinda ripped, brown hair, blue eyes, loving, caring, kinda clingy(but not too much), and will come up behind me and wrap his arms around me, and tell me he loves me every now and then, and be okay with us holding hands near his friends. My favorite drink is Dr. Pepper, but I can't have any for a while. I have tried beer, wine, vodka, and rum, but don't like them. I hate smokers, and alcoholics. I sometimes hate my life for all the pain I go through(if you pay attention you would know what I'm talking about). I love to draw, I draw all the time. My friends say I'm beast at drawing, but I think I still need more practice. When I grow up I want to be a artist or a architect. I am a perfectionist, which makes me better at drawing, because I can point out every little detail that needs to be fixed. If you want drawing tips, guides, pm me. The main thing I draw is people, and some animals. I really like to look at art, and observe it. I get inspired all the time; like I'll see a picture, and try to draw something similar. I would like to bring my drawing to the next level, using paints, and pastels. I'm the girl to call if my friends are in trouble. I love my friends<3. Well I don't really have anymore to talk about so that's pretty much it for now. Got any questions? Pm me and I might add them on here! ;D

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1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

My Drawings(:





I lovee to drawww((; Ever need anything drawn, just ask me! I'd be happy to help ;D I also do alot of avi art and anima and stuff like that... but lately I've been doing kinda realistic things(; I should put more pix on here though.. ;DD

My Bunny ANGUS!!!!

This is my favorite pic(; Hes sooo cute! I wuves meh bunbun(((x

One time he got out of his cage outside, and I was inside. You think he would have ran away when he got out, but he loves me so much he just hopped around the yard(for I don't know how long). But my mom found him laying in the front yard. He was just chilling lol.

The girl behind the avi ;3

Me with my bunny Angus(: Look at him! Hes just chillin lol.

This ones kinda blurry x.x

More Pix To Come!(:

Peoples lovin me(;

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XoX Untamed Heart XoX Report | 07/08/2011 6:44 pm
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hey! you dont know me (at least i hope not) but i love ur profile page and i freely admit im a blonde and i still love blonde jokes. May so excited finnally finished puzzle in six months! box said 2-4 years!!! XD
OhSoKristen Report | 04/16/2011 10:34 pm
Hey(: miss you!
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Nothing. XD
Jaden Ryuki Report | 11/07/2010 3:40 am
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o.o I saw you. xD
LOL. Random!! x3
Jaden Ryuki Report | 11/03/2010 1:48 am
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YAY! Bestie!! :3
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OwO -hugs tighly- BESTIE!!! biggrin biggrin
KumaTea Report | 10/01/2010 10:12 pm
You are already pretty and amazing! You are not weird and annoying, how could you think that?
Jaden Ryuki Report | 08/28/2010 11:37 pm
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Hey, bestie! biggrin
Jaden Ryuki Report | 08/26/2010 6:26 pm
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Hehe. Your welome biggrin
XxPanduhhxX Report | 08/26/2010 11:52 am
Thanks everyone(: It wasn't the best birthday.. but at least you guys cared enough to say happy birthday.(:


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READ THIS SAD STORY:Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there? Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor. Boy- Oh really? Why? Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all. Boy- Oh. Girl- So what did we do in math today? Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes. Girl- Ok, good. Boy- Yeah Girl- Hey, I have a question...... Boy- Ok, ask away. Girl-........How much do you love me? Boy- You know I love you more than anything. Girl- Yeah..... Boy- Why do you ask? Girl-................ >silence<.......... Boy- Is something wrong? Girl- No, nothing at all. Boy- Ok, good. Girl- ..............How much do u care about me? Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could. Girl- You would? Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong? Girl- No, everything is fine...... Boy- Are you sure? Girl- Yeah. Boy- Ok.......I hope so. Girl- ..............Would you die for me? Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny. Girl- Really? Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine. Boy- ............Ok. If your sure. Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school. Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye. THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL: Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today? Friend- No Boy- Oh. Ok. Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either. Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night. Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes. Boy- Yeah........but not her. Friend- I don't know what else to say, man. Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school. Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later.

<~Continues) THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- Girl- Hello? Boy- Hey. Girl- Oh, hi. Boy- Why weren't you at school today? Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment. Boy- Are you sick? Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line. Boy- I'll wait. Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later. Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny. very long pause< Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up. Boy- What? Girl- Its the best thing for us right now. Boy- Why? Girl- I love you. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. Boy- Hey dude. Friend- Hey. Boy- Whats up? Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately? Boy- No. Friend- So you didn't hear? Boy- Hear what? Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you...... Boy- Dude, tell me! Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468 Boy- Ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam. Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. Voice- What is her name, sir? (boy gives info) Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she? Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?! Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. Boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

<~Continues) Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok? Girl- .................. Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me! Girl- I.......... Boy- You what? YOU WHAT? Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support. Boy- ..................... >breaks into tears<......... Girl- They're taking me off tonight. Boy- Why? Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't. Boy- Why not? Girl- I didn't want to hurt you. Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart. Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you. Boy- ? Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you. Boy- ........... Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you. Boy- Then why'd you break up with me? Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND SADLY DIES. But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me... ___________ Copy and paste this if you cried at this story..If you didn't cry, copy and paste it anyway. Why? Because the girl and the boy would have wanted that. And, because...I SAID SOO. i would do the same thing for some one i love.

READ THIS: One day a girl was talking to her best friend (The guy she likes). Girl: Hey. Boy: Hey what's up? Girl: Nothing... Hey umm... Boy: Yes? Girl: Do you like me a lot? Boy: No why? *Girl looks sad*: No reason. Boy: Oh. Girl: Do you think I am pretty? Boy: No. Girl: Well would you be depressed if I died? Boy: No. *Girl walks away with a tear running down her face* *Boy Follows and stops her* Boy: Hey what's wrong? Girl: Nothing. Boy: You didn't let me finish. Girl: What do you mean? Boy: I mean; I don't like you... I love you. I don't think your pretty... I think your beautiful, and I wouldn't be depressed if you died because I would die. *Girl looks at him amazed* Girl: I didn't know that's how you felt about me... Boy: You do now. *Boy kisses girl* ~~~~~~~~~~ If you like this story copy and paste it. I did, and now you should, why? Because I want you to, But its ok if you don't because there's plenty of people who will.

MONTH ONE Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home,though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more person who can never change the world.... If you're against abortion, put this in your profile.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism!!!

This is my friend Shay-Ray! :D watch were your going I'm trying to walk here!

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My Daughters, Shay-ray (left) and Kate (right) :3




This is my sister, Crazy xD

God created us, and when he did, he made us all the same, on the inside. The reason he made us different on the outside was, not so we could call each other names but, so we could tell each other apart from one another. He never intended us to judge us by our looks, but for what our hearts hold. It effects us all, when we hurt each others feeling,not physically, but mentally. You may not be able to see it, but the other person is probably really sad or mad at you for what you said to them. Words can act like knifes, if your not careful what you say to other people, the other person will feel like you stabbed them in the heart. So please, be careful, so we can all make the change we've been waiting for.


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100 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHEN YOUR BORED! xD1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.5. Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.8. Make a trail of tomatoe juice on the ground, leading to the womans restrooms.9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I kissed a girl".10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to high.12. Play with the automatic doors.13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this s**t, anyway?"15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.16. Try putting different pairs of woman's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"20. Go to service desk and ask if you can put M&M's on layaway.21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from house wears.23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"26. TP as much of the store as possible.27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "5318008" upside down.29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.33. Take bets on the battle described above.34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.37. Dart around suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."38. Try all the food in one aisle and leave the wrappers open.39. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.43. Two words: "Marco Polo."44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and "Pick me pick me!" scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

<~(continued)51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the store.56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.62. Follow people around, and when they aren't looking, add stuff to their carts such as; condoms(preferably female) or tampons(preferably male).63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag.72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes.74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices.75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane.76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle).77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"78. Use a conveyor belt as a treadmill and lose some weight.79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.80. When people aren't looking, put woman's panties in a guys carts.81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section.82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick him in his balls (don't try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.85. If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it.86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face!"87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught.89. Go into the dressing rooms, wait 2 minutes, and say "there's no toilet paper in here!".90. Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.92. Rearrange items as you see fit.93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex)96. Do #95 but with the same sex.97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.98. Follow someone until they notice.99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial.100. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

Got a problem with me? Fix it. Think I'm tripping? tie my shoe. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!What a year!!

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Blonde jokes!!! :3 may be offensive to blondes!!!

My Moutain of STUFF!! :D

I know your secrets, and you know mine,
when you need me, I'll help you anytime,
to see you hurt, to see you cry,
Makes me weep and want to die,
and if you agree to never fight,
It wouldn't matter who's wrong or right
if a broken heart needs a mend,
I'll be right here until the end.
if your cheeks are wet from tears,
don't worry and let go of your fears,
hand in hand love is sent,
our arms are at their very extent,
and this is for my beautiful best friend
we will forever be best friends till the end.
I dunno who its by, but I found it on my friends profile.

hacked by shay-ray! I LOVE YOU ASHLEY! ur my best friend ever! :D im so glad u r my best friend so many memories hahaha no matter wut we go through we r always together and besties for life i love you to the end chicka!!! and i will visit u when i leave haha ur the best friend ever im so glad i got u as a best friend besties for life ~shay-ray~ [4.10.10] hehehe

I Adopted a White Fox!
Name: Fluffy!
Loves: Being cuddled, Fish, and being clean.
No Loves: Scary people, and Dirt.
Owner: Ashley (XxPanduhhxX
You wanna Adopt one???

Adpot One!

Name: Hope
Personality: Nice, Caring, Loving, Happy.
Likes: Fox, Bunnies, Tacos, Hearts.
Dislikes: Mean people or things.
Crush: Fox-Boy
Owner: Ashley (XxPanduhhxX)

I Drew This One x3

Name: Fox-Boy
Personality: Nice, Caring, Loving, Happy, Athletic.
Likes: Fox, Tacos, Football.
Dislikes: spaghetti, mean people.
Crush: Hope.
Owner: Ashley (XxPanduhhxX)

I adopted a cute and cuddly animal C:

Name: Cracked Up Flug Monkey
Adoption Date: 4-18-10
Likes: cookie and drugs
Dislikes: peanut butter

Adopt One Now!

my profile is kinda big x3

This stands for ur NAME
A:Best GF/BF anyone could have
B:Loud and likes to have fun
C:regret losing
D:really lovable
E:really funny
F:people love you
G:never let people tell u what to do
H:have a very good personality and good looks
I:Hard to get
J:People Adore you
K:people cant help but check u out
L:is really pretty/ good looking
M:Easy to fall in love with
N:awesome kisser
P:is really fun
Q:gonna set a world record in modeling icon_smile.gif
R:loves to kiss
S:the sexiest person ever
T:Loves music
U:gets straight a's and is smart
V:not judgmental
X:Enjoyable to be around
Y:Worth waiting for
Z:hates backstabbers

A:Best GF/BF anyone could have
S:the sexiest person ever
H:have a very good personality and good looks
L:is really pretty/ good looking
E:really funny
Y:Worth waiting for


People I know in real life.

People I know on Gaia.

My really good friends/frans.

People I love!!! ;D as in friends.

If your not on here that means; I had problems loading your avi, you weren't on my list, or I just didn't want you on my pro.


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This is my Bestie.. I mean Sista Tiffany(; I love her so much! And I can't live without her! Shes one of the most amazing girls I've ever met. Love ya Tif!((((;

Dayumm That's A Lot Of Writing!!! xD Sorry I Got Bored(:

^ That's funny, cuz I am blonde!! xDDD

Don't judge me unill you know me. Don't think you know me just 'cuz we've talked. If you don't like the way I act, don't go around telling people how you hate me. Most people can't keep secrets. Then you have the nerve to talk to me? Well, sorry I don't talk to two faced people, so find someone else to talk to. If I where you, I'd shut up, and not talk crap about me. I don't care what you think, and I don't care that you have tough friends. I won't fight you, that doesn't mean I'm weak. I'm just the better person. Oh, by the way, under estimate me 'cuz I'm skinnier or shorter then you, I could still beat you. So if you got a problem with me, keep it to yourself.

Name: AshleyAge: 14Sex: FemaleBirthday: 8-20-96Sexuality: StraightRelationship: Single

Name: Pandyy
Adoption Date: 9-16-10
Likes: Junk food and bamboo.
Dislikes: Everything but junk food and bamboo.
Hobbies: Eating, and sitting.
Owner: Ashley(XxPanduhhxX)
Adopt One Now![/align]