I'm about that life
Alright so to start out with I'll tell ya everything you need to know about myself... NOT ALL OF THIS IS UP TO DATE I JUST DONT HAVE TIME TO MODIFY IT TO MY SPECIFICATIONS BUT MOST OF THIS IS ACCURATE EXCEPT FOR THE LACK OF PROPER GRAMMER!!!
I call myself Toasty because I love that name for whatever reason and it just suits me, plus I love toast(seriously, its orgasmic when you spice it up) I'm loved by friends and I have great people in my life these are meh best friends> Tayler whos my best friend and I love her with all my heart and soul, Kahli, Ej, Chris, my brother Christopher, Hobbs(aka lollipop) Christina(EvilVampirePegasus), James(DarkAngelZasuke) and my best friends on gaia such as Wolfie<3(also one of my best friends in real life), Samantha<3, Hugga Wugga<3,Crimson(another real life friend),Lauren(aka RJ-Emo-Martian), Meigirl, , and many more
I am a walking piece of epic random yet loving toast person, I say this cause I wish to bring happiness to all whom I meet and even those I dont know, I love everyone I know and I will always be here for them when they need me, I never want people to feel like they are alone because though Im not Jesus(obviously) I still will do anything in my power to help those I care about:) Also my username means I can either be your best friend, or your worst nightmare but is also the name of my band
Other nicknames(from various places) include: Teddy(because Im very lovable to the people I care about), Demon(given to me by my good friend Mary<3), Toasty(prefered) (random nickname coming from my love for toast and other various things associated with bread) Waffles cause well, they are boss
Sara Lee given to me by my awesome friend Samantha because of my love for toast:) and other nicknames you'll find out about later if you either ask or if I like you enough to tell you:)
My Real Name:I will Only reveal this to people I know only because some information is better only to be known by friends.
Age: as of now i am 19, yay another year closer to my departure of this world xD
Hair Color:Blonde(explains alot don't it:P)
Eye Color:Changes, it can be anything from blueish grey, chrystal blue, blue green. One of those.
Religion:Christian and proud of it considering God is the reason behind every blessing in my life, I will not force my religion unto others unless they want to know God the way I do so they can be saved:)
Sexuality: I love my gay friends and bisexual friends(not bias just sayin) and I am what you call borderline bisexual cause im attracted to guys but wouldnt date or ******** one sorry gentlemen, cause guys are too much of a hassle lets just be real here
Music Preference: I am a musician myself so therefore i appreciate all forms of music and listen to almost anything and yes that includes country and rap for inquiring minds.
Favorite Mangas and such: Final Fantasy(nothing specific but XII is my favorite), Trigun(of what I've seen so far) Gundam Wing, Elfen Lied, Gunslinger Girl, Full Metal Alchemist,Naruto, Ryuroni Kenshin, Deathnote, and that's about all I can think of since I havent watched alot of anime but I probably need to
Favorite Bands/Artists: I Have so many but I guess Ill give my top twenty(no particular order except Bullet For My valentine, Silverstein and Sleeping With Sirens are my all time favorites
so bands are: Bullet For My Valentine(not obvious is it? haha), A Day To Remember, Mayday Parade, Like Moths To Flames, Silverstein, I Set My Friends On Fire, Safetysuit, Avenged Sevenfold,Asking Alexandria, Miss May I, Pierce the Veil, Escape the Fate, We The Kings, The Devil Wears Prada, Alesana, Guns N' Roses, NumberOneGun, Boyce Avenue, Hinder, Lil Wayne, Drake, Big Sean, AttackAttack!, I See Stars, Say Anything, Miss May I, Forever The Sickest Kids, As I Lay Dying, All Time Low, Abandon All Ships,Relient K, Metallica, and I have SO MANY more but I'm too lazy to list them:) as you can tell, I LIVE FOR MUSIC
Things I Value Most:God, Kahli my sweetheart <3 My Family,the gifts I've been given by God, My Friends,Music, Poetry, and Other's happiness.
Favorite Quotes I Myself Use: "There's no such thing as a chance not worth taking", "The only thing sweeter than love, is the person you're in love with", "If you can't beat them, throw a toaster at them", "Teddybears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you have", "It all comes down to 4 things, God, happiness, music and bread.", "How you gonna smell me?", "well you see, it all started with a p***s", "Ignorance is a bliss of the foolish and self-centered", "Failure is only a delayed success", and finally "Don't question your blessing just be thankful for them"(there are more but I don't feel like typing too much besides this thing is long enough:P)
School: Undecided on going to college but its a good chance. Other than that Im done with high school(and for the record it was the biggest load of bullshit Ive ever painfully endured).
Any Drug Use?: Since I brought my life to God, I have erased hard drugs from my life completely and in recovery to make sure my past never returns to haunt me.
Some of my most used words or insults: Twatpocket, ********, Balls, Meany bo beany, Toast, Porfavor(please in Spanish), Wein, Donkey Boner, Shwoop Douggie, p***s Wrinkle, Squeege(ask if you really wanna know but be warned lol) and more xD
Basic likes and interests: God, talking to the ones i love or sometimes total strangers, having my family close by, hanging out with friends, spending time with the people I love such as family and my close friends,being a dork, singing, playing music( mainly guitar, acoustic,electric, and bass in that order but i do piano and recorder a little ),singing, and writing(poetry and songs), yelling at inanimate objects, hanging out with my pet toaster, hugging strangers, being random, making bangin milkshakes, throwing rocks at chairs to make them feel insignificant, talking to trees and things that aren't actually there, stupid people that make me feel smart, screaming "RAPE" in public, hugging strangers, daydreaming, toast, watching the sunset, poetry/songwriting, making friends with my imagination, laughing at fat cops in donut shops, telling stupid jokes that make no sense, masturbating violently in my basement, Charlie the Unicorn, Llamas With Hats, Gir, making what everyone says sound perverted just for the fun of it and other things, pooping, shiny objects, having staring contests with myself(though I never win), and many other things.
Dislikes and Pet-Peeves etc: Judgemental people, when my friends say they are not amazing(cause they definitly are) people who have their head jammed in the wrong area, liars, people who try to steal my toast, HACKERS ESPECIALLY!!!!!, people who use others just to get what they want, strangers who don't except my hugs, doctors that try to touch me in weird places(just need to check for health reasons my a**), racists, haters of my randomness, evil mayonnaise jars, everyone that has a bigger d**k than me, hypocrites(even though I can be too sometimes, only when I need to be), celebrities who act all that, flying vegetables, and much more.
Outlook on Myself, Who I am, What I Do etc.(basically everything you need to know about me or stalkers info:P ) Ok first, I am NOT actually obsessed with toast I just think it's a funny word just like cheese,smurf,pudding,and muffin,you get the point lol:) and yeah so moving on: as stated previously I am not going to tell you my name unless I trust you enough and that takes awhile due to my unfortunate trust issues that developed over years of pain and unanswered questions (keep in mind I do realize that plenty of people have gone through worse s**t and I need to count my blessings as should everyone else but you know what i still have the right to b***h when i feel it necessarry... though its true that there is always someone out there who has it worse than you do so appreciate what you got k?) so like I was saying I've been used, cheated on, beaten up, put down, left for dead(no lie this one has happened alot though it's more so my fault..), turned against, heartbroken (and probably anything else you can think of) alot(a daily basis for some things
...) and have plenty of people that talk about me behind my back so I try to step through life very cautiously and carefully and this also makes me relate to alot of people that's why I like helping them out so they don't end up in the same place I did. I try to avoid hatred in this world because I think it's completely stupid and wrong to judge someone no matter how different they are, put it this way, If you want to be a f-ing hater then that's your issue, but if you dont like someone just cause they're different then FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO TALK TO OR KEEP TO YO DAMN SELF FOO!! I am very random and can easily confuse people(sometimes without trying) in fact I sometimes confuse myself when I talk but that's only because I'm a self defining moron who thinks way too much though that is not my only excuse but thats a different story.... anyways.... I do not tolerate people that are assholes just because they hate life, life is something you need to appreciate no matter how much you dislike it, you only get one so make the best of it and try to see the good in the world even when it seems there isn't much left(society=fail). I love music and poetry and I always have, Ive been writing poetry for 9 yrs and I've been a musician and songwriter for maybe about 2 years(and yet people seem to think I'm amazing with lack of practice ir lessons and if I am, cool, if not, practice makes perfect). I also love to jam out with my friends and I have alot of offers to join various bands but I have yet to find the right one unfortunatly:/ I am a very passionate and emotional person and I love to help people when they are upset cause I know how sad the face of reality is and how life can really bite you in the a** sometimes, so knowing I can help in any way or make someone smile means alot to me personally. I Love God, Family and all my friends(close or not) and I cherish all of them and while God protect and looks out for me, I do the same for everyone I care about, if I have to kick some a** to protect or stick up for them and keep them safe then trust me, I will not hesitate! I am not afraid of anything in the world other than if anything was to happen to somebody I either am close to or that I know in general, other than that I dont fear anything such as death because when it's my time then God will let me know and call me up to join those I've lost from this world. So other than that I guess to sum it all up I am a goofy, caring, music playing, toast loving, stranger hugging, straightforward kind of dude.
P.S. If there's anything else you want to know about me or if you like what you've read(unless your eyes fell dead trying to read the whole damn thing) then either PM me, friend me, or leave a comment. By the way, Toasty does enjoy random comments and/or friend requests so dont be shy, I wont eat your soul until given a constructive reason to do so.
Lastly, If you want another way to get a hold of me, I be on other websites that I'll let you know of if I trust you, so enjoy your visit and smile homeslice.
Peace out fellow dwellers of the internet and much love!