Your application to Fantasy University has been accepted!
We are looking forward to having yet another bright young mind take advantage of the unending knowledge of the country's finest and foremost Adventuring College (that we know of)!
We hope you are looking forward to the challenges presented by a Class-A Adventuring Education, and hope that you will meet any and all challenges with the same kind of fervor and optimism we exhibited in preparing this form letter!
Before you are actually accepted, there is one formality that will be taken care of by this magical letter. It contains a disclaimer form that must be accepted before enrollment becomes final.
Agreement: I, Kuro Neko, do solemnly swear that I will do my best to uphold the traditions and integrity of Fantasy University and will always remember that I become the property of Fantasy University and that any accidents or punishments that may befall me up to and including death, dismemberment, depression, apathy, illness, decapitation (real or imagined), fraud, theft, delusions, nightmares, food poisoning, Rapture, stolen organs, borrowed organs, hallucinations, leg trauma, lupus, being burned alive, water torture, tickle torture, plain old torture, spasms, night sweats, day sweats, pant sweats, restless leg syndrome, restless elbow syndrome, poverty, canings, heat stroke, heat exhaustion, plain stroke, extortion, blackmail (which is technically different from extortion), blindness, deafness, loss of an ear, loss of one or more shoes, dew crotch, being forced to watch bad comedians (you know, the really bad ones where half of you wants to feel sorry for them, but the other half can't stop laughing at how awful they are), and jury duty are all considered perks of the University and must be enjoyed as such. Furthermore, it remains the right of the University to... Geez, does anyone even read this crap? I spend 24 hours a day down here in this well, shackled to this printing press, writing up legal documents for you people BY HAND, and for what? A few half-hearted chuckles? My humor is all I have to give, and I try so hard, but what's it all amount to? You're never going read this anyway, and that's okay. My wife will probably run off with some romance novelist, who she'll fall in love with after he writes her into every single one of his best sellers. That's cool, I'll chill down here, with the rats, and the constant trickle of dank sewer water. No really guys, it's fine. I'll just keep making you laugh throughout this entire game, as you never once question where such brilliant humor stems from. You'll never realize that every joke you read is really told by one lonely guy trapped in the bottom of a well, and that's a fate I'm willing to accept.
Never ask for food. true friends:
are the reasons you have no food. fake friends:
Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends:
Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends:
bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. true friends:
Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends:
never seen you cry. true friends:
cry with you fake friends:
Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends:
keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends:
know a few things about you. true friends:
Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends:
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends:
Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends:
Would knock on your front door. true friends:
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends:
Are for a while. true friends:
Are for life. fake friends:
Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends:
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends:
will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends:
Will knock them the f**k out fake friends:
Will read this. true friends:
Will steal this
They call me Crazy, Lo-o-o-op
Gotta gotta be crazy, lo-o-o-op
Gotta get a life
Oh, mom, I've trïed
Gotta gotta be lonely-lon-lon-lon
~Rawr Mean's i love you in dinosaur
"Then Ive told, sooo many people i love them. =w="
I dont give a s**t if you got hacked or scammed. Just show's your not careful with your items. Loser. ~Skychi
Anyways, the fun info you WANA know! Im 16 year old, a bit of a furry - not full furry but mostly..Anyways, Ive been on gaia for 3 years on this account, all together is, 4 years?
My favorite pets are, Cats, Hammsters, Chinchilla's, and more Cats
My favorite color(s) are, Blue, Silver, Gold, Icy Blue, Lime green, Black, And Dark Purple xDD
My talents are in computer design, Programming, Writing, Flute, Guitar, Drawing, Violin, and Chess.
My Intrests are in Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Assassins Creed, Disgaea, Shugo Chara, Megaman, steambot chronicles, .hack//sign, .hack part1-4 game's, half-life, Team fortress two, L4D, Spiral Knights, Battlefield 3, Resident Evil 5, Terraria, Minecraft, Black Cat, Oreimo
Anything else i havent talked about, or said Ask Me~Rules Of The Internet~
Rule 8- There are NO real rules about posting.
Rule 9- There are NO real rules about Moderation either - Enjoy Your Ban =D
Rule 20 - Nothing is to be taken seriously
Rule 29 - All girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents
Rule 31 - TITS or GTFO
Rule 39 - CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rule 40 - EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Rule 42 - Nothing is sacred