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Ballad of the FoxToasty

Greetings, I don't really have a proper name to go by online so just call me Fox or Toast, it's what I've been called all these years so why change it now?

Foxes and deer are very important creatures that are a part of my personality and symbolic to me.

My IRL hobbies are sketching, whittling, cooking, and I'm an avid gardener with an interest in heirloom fruit n veggie varieties and medicinal plants. I also like gourmet foods such as elderflower or rose soda, wild boar chops, and BBQ peaches to name a few.

I don't mind if you think i'm a guy or a girl, sometimes i'll say but it's really no big deal to me.

Not open to romantic relationships, sorry peeps.


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Rei Yari Report | 03/18/2017 9:30 pm
Rei Yari
Get on zomg
The Hell Tutor Report | 03/08/2017 11:06 am
The Hell Tutor


and yes!
Blood Maverick Report | 03/07/2017 7:59 pm
Blood Maverick
-purrs happily and nods griffin head as belly grumbles- BLOOD NEEDSED FISHES FOR BLOOD'S BELLY!!!
Blood Maverick Report | 03/06/2017 3:31 pm
Blood Maverick
-purrs happily and pokes tip of beak into a ring- BLOOD PLAYSES AGAINSED!!!
Rei Yari Report | 01/29/2017 5:56 pm
Rei Yari
omgsh xD lol well thank you how you been
Rei Yari Report | 01/27/2017 4:38 pm
Rei Yari
HEY FOX message me and tenk were back homie
mmmultifunctional Report | 01/19/2017 8:08 pm
aw snap sorry man i was totally gonna reply and forgot to
nah you're still up and kickin
so quick reap of the five:
leader is still watching this all unfold, rather nonplussed.
leader's cronie is getting antsy but won't leave her until the others are definitely knocked out.
smallest is trying to maul you and second smallest is trying to break your arm and get your weapon away.
male is K.O.-ed as heck.
your summoned bats sure scare those two kobolds trying to break you, oh boy - especially the one trying to get your weapon. she scrambles backwards as a few bats flap around too close to her face and hit her on her snout i mean cmon who wouldnt that freak out lbr
smallest one is still so focused on dis-arm-ing you HA puns that the bats dont bother her at all. she doesnt notice when the trees in the area all bend toward one another, effectively creating a cage in which the fluttering bats are trapped and the flames from your earlier flare threaten to set them ablaze. the crony is done and she begins to charge over to you, but the leader puts her clawed hand heavily on her shoulder. she seems to give a mumbled statement of warning but crony is not happy to stand still any longer. only when the one attached to you gets a literal taste for your blood does crony wrench away from leader and dive at you, claws bared and wings extended.
yes, that's right. she has wings and she isn't the leader. sometimes the physically strongest ones are not the most fit for leading.
holy s**t she's flying at you and smallest is breaking well into your skin what's up now
Moonlit Wilderness Report | 01/15/2017 11:09 pm
Moonlit Wilderness
*stops to pet the cute fox and waves*
mmmultifunctional Report | 01/10/2017 8:53 pm
brutal! the kobold - or, well, what once was the kobold on top of you jumps and writhes in pain, screaming, as it burns. his voice becomes simultaneously shrill and hoarse as he soars through the air and crashes into that second-smallest who had charged after you before. the one on fire tries to roll around and put out the flames but he is unable to do much about it at this point: his throat and face have had havoc wreaked upon them by the smoke and the char, to say nothing of the intense heat you blasted him with.
the smallish female was knocked down once again under his body weight, and she is pinned while he squirms until his squirming stops. seeing as he has stopped moving, you can safely assume that he is dead. that female is scrambling to get up once more when - CRASH! - the smallest one lunges at you from your other side, barreling into your torso and causing you to tumble over before you can really stand and assess what's left. the one guarding the leader is the largest of the five and she makes a sound that is halfway between a roar of anger at your not-quite-clean annihilation of their male party member and vindictive delight that the smallest one was the one who was able to knock you clean off your feet.
the smallest has wrapped her arms around your waist, relying on sharp claws and teeth rather than weaponry for the thrill of adrenaline and fear that took her over. the second smallest is very soon over with her, grappling at your arms and trying to wrest your weapon from your grasp.
yikes looks like you're in trouble buddy
think fast
mmmultifunctional Report | 01/07/2017 12:21 pm
excellent line. tragically, the savage callout is lost on the five, and the second-smallest female is the one you catch on the face. her head is wrenched to the side but not quite at a breaking force. she definitely falls right into the male, who in turn stumbles sideways under her weight before shoving her off and lunging for you. he barrels right into your legs and effectively wipes you the everloving heck out, cracking both of your heads against the hard earth beneath you.
the one who was dedicated to the leader stands strong in front of her, spreading her arms with a dagger in each clawed hand. she releases a mighty roar of her own, challenging you to come and get her - if you even can. she sneers and hisses something in draconian that you can only assume is a taunting phrase along the lines of "did he hurt you? poor thing."
you aren't knocked out by the crash but are considerably banged and bruised. what will you try next?