funny in that carcrash sort of way
add me? *pouty face*
15 Things To Know About Rachael:
1. I fake stomach cramps to avoid social situations.
2. I am a vegan, but not a sissy.
3.I hate overly friendly people, greeting cards, and stereotypical love stories.
4. I'm probably a compulsive lier.
5. I explained the physics of sex to my kindergarten class.
6. I wear sweatshirts in summer and mini skirts in winter.
7. I got kicked out of girl scouts.
8. I appreciate a dumb joke more than a complement.
9. I cuss like a drunken sailor.
10. When the zombies come, you can hide in my basement. <3
11. You can tell my mood by the color of my eye shadow.
12. When all else fails: DANCE.
13. I'll may smile at you, but I'm secretly hoping you'll spontaneously combust.
14. I got married when I was 5 years old.
15. I often randomly yell: NO! I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!