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I'm Jen. I am Canadian, and wish to clear some things up. Yes, I say "eh." Don't ask me why. But I don't use them in sentences like "how ya doin', eh?" More like "thats really funny, eh?" with no emphasis on the eh. No. I do NOT live in an igloo. Nor can I build one. Our police do not dress in red coats and ride on horses all over. Not in this time, any way. We Canadians are not ALL obsessed with hockey. Me, for example...though lots of us are...I guess...hehe.
THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF BOREDOM
(I take NO CREDIT for the following quotes; I just giggled a lot)
-RANDOM QUOTES I FOUND FUNNY
-A man told his wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the cellar
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
-The three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere
'Hold my purse.'
-Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. --A. Whitney Brown
-There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side
-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
-There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
-Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
-There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
-Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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If you love me like you told me
please be careful with my heart
you can take it
just don't break it
or my world will fall apart
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