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I'm Jen. I am Canadian, and wish to clear some things up. Yes, I say "eh." Don't ask me why. But I don't use them in sentences like "how ya doin', eh?" More like "thats really funny, eh?" with no emphasis on the eh. No. I do NOT live in an igloo. Nor can I build one. Our police do not dress in red coats and ride on horses all over. Not in this time, any way. We Canadians are not ALL obsessed with hockey. Me, for example...though lots of us are...I guess...hehe.


THIS IS THE PRODUCT OF BOREDOM
(I take NO CREDIT for the following quotes; I just giggled a lot)
-RANDOM QUOTES I FOUND FUNNY




-A man told his wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the cellar

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

-The three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere
'Hold my purse.'

-Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. --A. Whitney Brown

-There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side

-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

-There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

-Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

-Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

-There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

-Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.




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Bob The Great One

Report | 06/24/2010 4:01 pm

Bob The Great One

Nice Avi!
Boss Rimi

Report | 04/18/2009 7:34 am

Boss Rimi

Hello long time no chat! What's up?
kandylover12

Report | 09/30/2008 7:52 am

kandylover12

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 900 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 127am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 313 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 313 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD....START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE ps its not from me sorry ps dont send it back
sengosha

Report | 07/11/2008 12:31 pm

sengosha

lol cya later^^
sengosha

Report | 07/02/2008 11:31 am

sengosha

lol well thats true I guess I prefer the other though^^
sengosha

Report | 06/28/2008 3:26 pm

sengosha

woops thought it wrote your sister HAD bad luck not IS bad luck^^
sengosha

Report | 06/20/2008 10:07 am

sengosha

lol true I guess ^^
sengosha

Report | 06/16/2008 7:34 am

sengosha

lol^^ well in the end about five minutes after she left I found it XD
sengosha

Report | 06/15/2008 12:19 pm

sengosha

arggggggggg I cant find the new collectible X3 me and your sister are both trying to find this thing >.<
sengosha

Report | 06/09/2008 3:43 pm

sengosha

yup that is correct but it works well User Image I made 10K with four days of selling ^-^

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If you love me like you told me
please be careful with my heart
you can take it
just don't break it
or my world will fall apart