fake friends: Never ask for food. friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the f**k out fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love me Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your countrycan do for you;ask what you can do for your country.Do not pray for easy lives.Pray to be stronger.Forgive your enemies,but never forget their names.Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make happiness.A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.The Flame That Burns Twice As Bright Lasts Half As LongYou dont have a soul.You are a soul.You have a body.Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.Ashes to ashes,dust to dust.The only difference from stupidity and genuis,is genuis has limitsComedy is just a funny way of being serious.Comedy,as we may say,is society protecting itself - with a smileThe early bird gets the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases,one of its diseases is called man.Love begins with an image;lust with a sensation.When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.He who thinks himself wise,O heavens! is a great fool.Memories are like stones,time and distance erode them like acid.The heart was made to be broken.Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.I fear not the one who has practiced ten thousand kicks,but the one who has practiced one kick ten thousand times.- By Hiro209

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