xanthrophobe [zahn-thruh-fobe] noun;
1. An english girl in her late teens with an inferiority complex and an odd sense of humour.
2. An avid Terry Pratchett, Whose Line and Final Fantasy VII fanatic.
3. The reason your grandma told you to stay out of the woods.
As far as i'm aware, xanthro
phobia isn't a real phobia. Xantho
phobia, on the other hand, is perfectly real and is the fear of the colour yellow.