Y'ain't know nothin'
I'm just your average Joe (but my name is Josh);
I play video games,
I lift weights Mon-Fri and sometimes Saturday,
I swear more than I should,
I type phonetically for shits 'n gigs,
I have a tendency to be an idealist,
I love animals,
I have a passion for culinary arts,
I would rather play a sport than watch it,
I rock out to Cannon in D at times,
I seldom read,
I build Gundam and Zoids models,
I have an artistic side,
I thrive off of humor,
I look out for my friends,
I was raised with Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Robotech, and Dragonball...along with Rugrats, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, and Goosebumps,
I was taught to always put love over lust,
I can be brutally honest,
I like to play the piano when no one is around,
I have a lot of distaste for stupid people,
Just like The Offspring says, I don't think the kids are alright,
I believe I came from a different era - where people had a higher sense of morality,
I talks like I'm uneducated sometimes for fun,
i.e. - I has two cats: Yahiko and Miyoki,
I want to succeed so my parents can be proud,
I has a kik that you should message: JackRakan,
And lastly, I wonder where I'll be and if I'll still possess these same attributes in 20 years.
I know, I'm a dime-a-dozen...but I just thought I'd share.
See you next time, Space Cowboy...