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Odin2040 Report | 03/03/2009 12:50 pm

Hello ^_^

birdman5050 Report | 05/31/2008 11:23 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E hahaha you will like this hopefully

birdman5050 Report | 04/25/2008 4:31 pm

hey shawn look at this story about us 2 years ago











A long time ago.......2 years to be correct, I decided to take solo and ensamble being a new member of the symphonic band in middle school I has no idea how it worked (yeah I stupidly took a judging type thing because I felt like it so sue me I was 14 and very very nieve) but I geto ff the bus and here is how it all went







Me:(stretches arm) ugh that bus smelled like disinfectent



(stomache growl) uuuh looks like I'm hungry i wonder if this place has any nachos







(in the distance Mr.H is discussing band director stuff with Mr.A)







Shawn: dude c'mon we need to practice with Michael being arrested and thrown in juvi for that knife we might not get any thing higher then a good







Me:oooh shut it shawn I just need to talk to Mr.H my reed is chipped a little so I need a new one from Mr.H







Shawn: fine hury up you stupid little sevy







Me:oooh shut it shawn you know im a better clarinet player then you and when we are both in IHS band i bet you 10 bucks ill beat you by half of a point in auditiions







(I walk over to Mr.H)







Me:hello Mr.A and Mr.H







both: hello josh hi there







Me:Mr.H is there any food here because im gonna have to get some thing to eat after my solo because of my blood sugar







Mr.H:yes there is josh but I suggest you don't eat now you duet with Shawn is in a few minuets







Me:OKAY! thank you ^-^







(walks off to the food stand after wandering the campus trying to find it)







Nacho dude: what will you have young man? nachos? or a chilli dog?







Me:one  bucket of nachos please







Nacho dude:ok thats gonna be  $2.50







(I pay the nacho dude)







Me:danka danka (thank you thank you in the german to english translation)







(sitting on the bench out side of the practice facilities chowin' on my nachos)







(shawn comes up)







Shawn:dude where the heck where you?!







Me:chowin' on some nachos want some?







Shawn:NO!!!!!!! we are about to be late for our judging duet!!!!







(I hand the nachos to a friend)







Me:here hold these my duet partner is being a jagg off and freaking out thinking we are gonna be late for our performance.....







Friend:okay just meet me up after you get done







Me:kay







(me and shawny boy standing out side listening to a basoon solo)







Shawn:let me borrow your cork grease my corks are brand new on my clarinet







Me:okay dont use to much this stuff is like lube







Shawn:how do you know what lube feels like







Me:idk I just do its slippery but I never said what type of lube though I would be talking about gear lube for cars you pervert







Shawn: you're the one that said its like lube you idiot







(shawn puts a LOAD of cork grease on his center piece for his clarinet)







(my back is turned freaked that the whole band came to see me play)







Shawn: CRAP!!!!!!!







(I turn around)







Me:what?







(shawn shows me a broken mouth piece on his clarinet)







Me:O_O (blink blink)







Me:HOLY CRAP SHAWN WHAT DID YOU DO!?!







Shawn:IT FELL OFF!!!







Me:I SAID DONT USE TO MUCH CORK GREASE YOU BAKA!!!!!!







(now me and shawn are running around this campus trying to find MiMi for her mouth piece)







(shawn gets the mouth piece)







(arrive in the judging room 3 anda half minuets late)







Shawn:dont say any thing stupid you fool







Me:okay







Judge:youre 3 and a half minuets late







Me:sorry sir I was deciding to be fashionably late







(shawn smacks his head in disust)







(judge laughs a little)







judge: I like you're style genrally I would have to DNA you two but since you made me laugh I wont







(me and shawn play get our judging done)







Me: can i go back to my nachos shawn?







Shawn:no! we still need to check out scores







(we check our scores we get excellent like i predicted)







Me:now can i go back to my nachos?!? D:<







Shawn:fine go back to you're nachos since you are hungry.....







(get back up with my friend)







Me:umm where are my nachos??







Friend:I ate them <.<;







Me:I SAID HOLD THEM NOT EAT THEM!!!!!!! D:<







Friend: sorry here ill pay you b

birdman5050 Report | 03/14/2008 3:14 pm

shawn lanne's grandmama just passed away im gonna bring a card around so can you please sign it?

birdman5050 Report | 03/13/2008 11:24 am

mmmmmkay either way eddie i belive is a juinor so i have to deal with him next year and i got this alert at 6:59 in the morning!!!!! D:< the alert system is slow!!!

birdman5050 Report | 03/12/2008 2:22 pm

i decided it i need practice you have more experience and who do you think the stucked up brass platers despie and edward so i gotta put them in there place

birdman5050 Report | 03/12/2008 1:12 pm

guess what we are gonna be doing for the next few weeks mate? we are skipping lunch and practicing through out lunch for the next 2 weeks so bring a bagged lunch im getting pissed at the upper class men talking s**t about me and i need you to help me a little

EclipsedWolf Report | 03/12/2008 4:23 am

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Hi.

Odin2040 Report | 02/25/2008 12:08 pm

hey there, how're you?

listen my sis has her avi in the arena, would you give her your vote? her username is Hitomi56. Thanks.

birdman5050 Report | 02/22/2008 3:58 pm

shawn thats so frigin' gay i get demoted