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Ohai, My names Megan.
Im 1_ yrs old, if you wanna know just ask ;P, I blow out candles on April 17th. I stand at 5'6. I'm straight, Uh I live in Virginia.
Well that is all i gotta say soo, If you have any more questions, Pm or comment me ;3

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Morgan
Aaron
Caleb
Ryan Emily Ann
Eric Richie Dalton Gilbert


Drake's gonna "Shut It Down." He's "Unforgettable" and "Successful" for sure. "The Best I Ever Had." He "Lights Up" my iPod and stereo anyday of the week. I stay "Up All Night" listening to him. His music is like "Fireworks" in my head. Everytime I listen I sing along like its "Karaoke." If he stops singing, the music biz might as well be "Over." When I wasnt a great fan of hip hop. he "Showed Me A Good Time" and made me "Find My Love." I think I'll take some time to "Thank Him Now"




Hack to::Megann
This bish right here is fuccing awesome if you ever thing about : touching hurting thinging and eavin smelling here i will take my a** to your home and kick your a** >;o!! she came out of barnys a** to on April 17 so if you don't get her something good i'll take your stuff >;O Underrstood.? Good ;D. Shes my best friend 8 years in counting nothing will ever change!! We are the :: Sexydorkmagicalunicorn club!! Not the pants club or the corn club the SEXYDORKMAGICALUNICORN CLUB!! Remember it bxches!! Well shes amazingg in every way you can thing of!
Well i love you Megann ;DD Buh bye )Morgan(
Wrote August, 20, 2010~


What to do..at Wal-Mart . >:3
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

 
 
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