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A is for Amy, who fell down the stairsB is for Basil, assaulted by bears
C is for Clara, who wasted away
D is for Desmond, thrown out of a sleigh
E is for Ernest, who choked on a peach
F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leach
G is for George, smothered under a rug
H is for Hector, done in by a thug
I is for Ida, who drowned in a lake
J is for James, who took lye by mistake
K is for Kate, who was struck with an axe
L is for Leo, who swallowed some tacs
M is for Maud, who was swept out to sea
N is for Neville, who died of ennui
O is for Olive, run through by an awl
P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quentin, who drowned in a mire
R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire
S is for Susan, who perished of fits
T is for Titus, who flew into bits
U is for Una, who slipped down a drain
V is for Victor, squashed under a train
W is for Winnie, embedded in ice
X is for Xerxes, devoured by mice
Y is for Yorick, whose head was knocked in
Z is for Zillah, who drank too much gin
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Violets are blue and roses are red
We're coming on board, so prepare to eat lead
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When they took the [4th Amendment], I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs. When they took the {5th Amendment}, I was quiet because I wasn't a criminal. When they took the -2nd Amendment-, I was quiet because I didn't own a gun. Now they've taken the 1st Amendment, and I can say nothing about it
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"Never let your schooling interfere with your education."
-Mark Twain
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[And they are my bones...]
Casey is more awesome than you could ever hope to be. The girl is as innocent as the day, and that makes her better than almost anyone. Madame Sushi Fox, I am honored to Vandalize at your side.
Denzel...you better enjoy my freaking pants. He's another one of those better-than-you kids, and you should be jealous. When he comes down here for the winter, I'm blowing all of you off to chill with him.
TA-DA! It's Bianca! Lover, the only reason you aren't first is because there's no order to this damn thing. She is the single most amazing, beautiful person to walk this earth, and I will cry my little Wiccan heart out when I next see her. She will ******** you up and laugh about it later. Let's brace ourselves for that first fight, eh, sweetheart?
Jessica, I miss you more than I'll ever admit, and Casey does, too! We need to stop talking about chilling and actually do it. She's got more talent in her left-most eyelash than you do in your entire cognitive concious, and I'm lucky enough to have her love me beyond reprise. She owns your soul, in that nice kinda way. :3
God, Chuck Norris, Keelay, keep owning. That's all I can really say, man. Keep owning.
If I missed you, bring it up. I'll let you know if it was purposeful. :3
Casey is more awesome than you could ever hope to be. The girl is as innocent as the day, and that makes her better than almost anyone. Madame Sushi Fox, I am honored to Vandalize at your side.
Denzel...you better enjoy my freaking pants. He's another one of those better-than-you kids, and you should be jealous. When he comes down here for the winter, I'm blowing all of you off to chill with him.
TA-DA! It's Bianca! Lover, the only reason you aren't first is because there's no order to this damn thing. She is the single most amazing, beautiful person to walk this earth, and I will cry my little Wiccan heart out when I next see her. She will ******** you up and laugh about it later. Let's brace ourselves for that first fight, eh, sweetheart?
Jessica, I miss you more than I'll ever admit, and Casey does, too! We need to stop talking about chilling and actually do it. She's got more talent in her left-most eyelash than you do in your entire cognitive concious, and I'm lucky enough to have her love me beyond reprise. She owns your soul, in that nice kinda way. :3
God, Chuck Norris, Keelay, keep owning. That's all I can really say, man. Keep owning.
If I missed you, bring it up. I'll let you know if it was purposeful. :3
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