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“Somewhere in the heavens there is a great invisible genie who every so often lets down his pants and pisses all over the pillars of science.”
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down im scared
Guy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not please its to scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
Your enemy stabs you in the front...Your friend stabs you in the back...Your boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart...But me, your closest friend, carries a knife...To stab those ******** right back...