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About the Nutcase er, Gaian
A child of unknown origins, WhitePhoenixRyoko was raised by a clan of anthropomorphic cat-people inhabiting the wild rainforests of Bajiafkaah. Though she lacked ears or a tail, Ryoko was taught the ways of the warrior like any Thunderclan apprentice, and quickly became well-versed in the ways of herbology, magic, body contortion, and capoiera. Legend has it that when the great jaguar-manticore mocked her lack of ears and tail, Ryoko became so enraged that she tore off the animal those body parts she lacked, and wears them to this day. Unfortunately, it is because of such fearlessness (and insatiable curiosity) that she was met with disaster one fine day while searching the nearest twolegplace for manga. In a tragic accident involving an alien on a Vespa, an African pigeon, and an oversized coconut, Ryoko was knocked into a coma.
In the year 692 YYZ, Ryoko finally awoke to find herself in the wake of Armageddon, where Fei Wang Reed, the evil, clone-loving, mother's aunt's step-nephew's great-times-4,982,710,356-grandson of Hitler, was attempting to take over the world (and make clones of every seemingly-happy-but-really-terribly-angst-ridden canon pairing involving magical princesses known to otaku-kind). At the same time, civil war raged between humans, vampires, the Vatican, and a small man-made race of "plants" trapped in giant light bulbs. Over the next decade, Ryoko helped the humans, vampires, and plants settle their differences (mostly) and form an alliance with which they would overthrow FWR. Ryoko would have included the Vatican in her plans, but the Pope's older brother kept whining about how much he hated vampires. Outraged by such insubordination, she began plotting how she would drop a cement truck-turned-explosive on the Pope's big brother's silly, ridiculously large head, but due to the fact that her best friend, a Crusnik, worked for the Vatican, Ryoko settled for nuking the heck out of the Vatican's Department of Inquisition. Unfortunately, a nun of the Church of Mary-Sue cursed the humans to become as whiny as the Pope's brother, and within a week, they seceded from the alliance, taking the world's supply of cacao beans with them. Unable to live without chocolate, Ryoko hired an army of ninjas to smuggle a small galaxy's worth of cacao beans into the country before focusing all her attention on the more pressing issue of overthrowing FWR. She lead what remained of the great alliance into many epic battles against FWR, one in which her left eye was gouged out and eaten by a clone whose magical eye-seal had been broken by his non-clone counterpart's awakening from cryogenic sleep. With the help of four inter-dimensional travelers and their talking meat-bun, the now half-pirate Ryoko went on to defeat FWR using only a cheese grater, bad fan fiction, and a pair of extra-long size-eight knitting needles. FWR's head now hangs forever preserved in the halls of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
With FWR at last defeated, Ryoko decided to join the four inter-dimensional travelers and their meat-bun on their quest for the Holy Plot Device, which, she discovered, was in the form of the Holy Magical-Girl-Turned-Magical-Desert-Princess's scattered memory-feathers. Once she found one of said feathers stuck up her nose, Ryoko left the group, using a half-eaten box of strawberry pocky to bribe the talking meat-bun to transport her to modern-day Japan, where she met the fabled Space-Time Witch, Yuuko. After much argument and haggling, the Space-Time Witch promised to grant Ryoko's wish of getting a new left eye and finding her true parents in exchange for having Ryoko work off her debts at her amazing technicolor wish-shop. Between cleaning and buying expensive sake for their beautiful, enigmatic employer, Ryoko and her flaily, pubescent, ghost-seeing coworker were sent to retrieve various precious plot devices for the shop. Some of the items they retrieved include a magical television remote, the One Piece, the socks from Davy Jones' locker, enchanted ruby slippers, a giant house key, the Index, a haunted video tape, Excalibur, and the Answer to the Ultimate Question (which
is, by the way, forty-two). As fun as her new job was, Ryoko became bored and impatient after four years of servitude to the mysterious Yuuko, and, one night when the cherry blossoms bloomed their brightest, inquired her employer of the status of her wish. The gorgeous Yuuko informed Ryoko that her wish had been payed off three years and eight months earlier. With no further ado, Yuuko gave Ryoko her original eye (which the witch had received from FWR in exchange for a cup of sugar) and sent her away into the farthest reaches of the galaxy, to a rather small, insignificant, "
mostly harmless" planet called Earth, where she was reunited with her true, non-anthropomorphic cat-people family.
Ryoko now lives in a hobbit hole in the deepest, darkest corner of the Suburbia Jungle with her parents, younger siblings, and her cats, Lilly and Jasmine (who are among the last remaining members of her anthropomorphic cat-people clan). She spends her free time cooped up in her cluttered hobbit-room drawing, writing fanfics, knitting, watching/reading anime/manga, practicing alchemy, and studying the mysterious shoop-da-platypus.
DO NOT SEND ME CHAIN MAIL. IF YOU DO, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO REPORT YOU AND ADD YOU TO MY "IGNORED" LIST.Comments are loved, but behave. Doomo arigato gozaimasu! *bow*
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Blacklist
While GaiaOnline is a most wonderful community, sadly, there are those depraved miscreants (ie. scammers, bullies, stalkers, etc.) who have nothing better to do with their life than to victimize the innocent. I never wanted to do this, but recent events have made it clear to me that simply reporting such villains to the site administrators is not enough. It is a sad fact that misdemeanors such as cyberbullying are on the rise, and thus, this blacklist has been compiled so that I might warn my fellow Gaians and friends of such spiteful individuals who might bring emotional and/or physical harm to them. Please, watch this space, and be weary of these criminals and people like them.
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XxBlackSerenityxX - for cyberstalking and cyberbullying my dear sister and friend (also a Gaian). He has gossipped and lied about her to others both online (and on multiple websites) and offline with the intent of instigating others to dislike her while asserting that he is greater than her and insisting that
he is the victim there. He has terrorized her comment box and inbox with degrading, condescending, and outright threatening messages. He has
even gone so far as to defame her by posting a bloodied rendition of her avatar on his Gaia profile. Thankfully, this crude image has recently been removed, our antagonist has been reported to the site administrators, and the cyberbullying issue is being brought to the appropriate authorities. I hope and pray that
none of you are ever given grief by a malevolent individual such as this one.
And finally, MEGA thanks to my donaters, Roronoa_Yuna-chan, wolfclan87-chan, [.Exrael.]-chan, and Confidential-chan! Words cannot express my thanks to you! *hugs*
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