Welcome to Gaia! :: Gaia :: Profile Comments

Comments

Viewing 1 through 20 of 1750 comments

Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/22/2014 6:33 pm

Neosailortwilight224

man those pig freaks are gunna catch major Hell from Pokey when they squeal bout their failure. *laughs proudly as me & Bowser carry the UFO into the Warehouse,we then enter R&D and gently sets the object on a large research table* Robotnik, crack that thing open & transfer the data into the computer,copy the files into your PDA for storage Tails & help Luigi with Lucas' fever Rouge. Headbangers: hey dudes,we caught a Pig Mask that got left behind. Razor Girls: who wants ta go all Good Cop Bad Cop on our hostage hm?
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/21/2014 2:40 pm

Neosailortwilight224

Bowser: I kept an eye on the kid while Luigi helped ya send those porky freaks back ta where ever they landed from. *the Koopa King marches over to the Mario Bros. with Lucas hiding behind Kamek* at least he's okay now & what the heck is that? *looks at the crashed UFO* that thing brings back memories of the Shroobs.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/20/2014 12:31 pm

Neosailortwilight224

yeah that's right, run away like the scared little bitches you really are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *lets out a hearty laugh as I empty both clips of ammo into the sky* tell Pokey he's next you bastards!!!
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/19/2014 1:39 pm

Neosailortwilight224

here's a little move I learned from the No Zone. *focuses the Triforce of Power til it shines with a golden rage,slams my robotic fist on the pavement,then body slams a large heavy chunk of earth straight down to the remaining Pig Masks,crushing them on impact* Terra Buster!!!!!! *lets out a powerful roar towards the sky* ******** YOU POKEY,YOUR a** IS MINE YOU FAT ********!!!!!!!
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/19/2014 11:56 am

Neosailortwilight224

you picked the wrong day ta ******** with us bitches.*begins the assault by killing some of the sky units in a hail of bullets* I don't care if this slams me back into the No Zone,you brainwashed ******** signed yer own goddamn death warrant!!!!! *creates a wide barrier to protect my friends* Headbangers: thanks bro.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/18/2014 2:10 pm

Neosailortwilight224

*transfers my soul into the backup body program & joins my friends outside with two Assault Rifles in both hands* alright you porkers,either you get the ******** outta Mobius or its gonna be BLT for dinner!!!!!
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/18/2014 10:28 am

Neosailortwilight224

Bowser: luigi, help your brother fight those pig obsessed idiots while I get Lucas ta safety. now go!!!! Cyber Matthew: I can't stay in here like this...Natalie, get my backup body for my soul ta merge.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/16/2014 11:16 pm

Neosailortwilight224

Cyber Matthew: I'm getting a major Virtual headache from all these goddamn data files,just how brainy is Pokey anyways? *a sudden alarm rings out in the warehouse as the security monitors displays a large group of Pig Masks attacks with bombs* oh ******** me,we're under attack!!!!!! battle stations everyone!!!!
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/16/2014 8:43 am

Neosailortwilight224

Headbangers: right,lets go on patrol guys*follows their overlander & mobian friends out to the streets to defend against alien attacks* Cyber Matthew: now,lets have a little peek into Pokey's data files. Tails,plug in your tablet to copy the data for study.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/15/2014 1:24 pm

Neosailortwilight224

*facepalms my cyber face* Cyber Matthew: fine,just get that virus outta my body while I do some hacking on the Mani Statue's files.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/15/2014 10:53 am

Neosailortwilight224

Cyber Matthew: find that person pronto Luigi & set up the warehouse defenses everyone.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/15/2014 8:14 am

Neosailortwilight224

Cyber Matthew: if my calculations are correct-which they always are-someone must've transported that statue here ta Mobius. but what did that message mean by "Pig Masks" anyways?
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/14/2014 6:06 pm

Neosailortwilight224

Cyber Matthew: The Mani Statue? oh s**t...I remember finding that damn relic in my dimension & those Terrorists were somehow being brainwashed by its hypnotic energy. some of the Inmates in the No Zone were talkin bout it during lock down before Twinrova showed up.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/13/2014 1:17 pm

Neosailortwilight224

Cyber Matthew: deja vu all over again yo. damn,my body looks like s**t from that virus program.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/13/2014 11:42 am

Neosailortwilight224

Headbanger: whoever this Pokey p***k is,he's so goin ta hell for what this virus did to matthew. Bowser: Robotnik,start the surgery & transfer matt's soul into the computer Natalie.
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/13/2014 10:52 am

Neosailortwilight224

Kamek: that's what the report told us,now we gotta focus on deleting that virus. open up Matthew's chest then try ta repair his CPU without killing him.
IIDarknessChosenII's avatar

Report | 08/13/2014 10:48 am

IIDarknessChosenII

Aww *hugs* I'm sorry
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/12/2014 3:14 pm

Neosailortwilight224

Bowser: grrrrrr,fine then Luigi. guard that runt with your life & I'll let ya hangout in my castle without those annoying random battles. Robotic Voice: error...error...error,primary & backup systems are in standard lock down mode til anomaly is deleted. Kamek: from what I could gather fore the virus attacked Matthew,some brat named Pokey bobby trapped this ufo to defend its important data.
IIDarknessChosenII's avatar

Report | 08/11/2014 3:10 pm

IIDarknessChosenII

Heehee
Neosailortwilight224's avatar

Report | 08/11/2014 2:35 pm

Neosailortwilight224

Bowser: everyone to the Medical Chamber at once,Matthew's been infected by a computer virus from that weirdo object!!! *the Koopa King relays the emergency order to everyone in the warehouse including Luigi after Kamek forced him ta come* Headbanger: damn man,his circuits look more fried than faulty stage wiring.
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games