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“All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot.”
-Dr. Seuss

“Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”
-Dr. Seuss

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
-Dr. Seuss

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
-Dr. Seuss

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"
-Bill Maher

"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper."
-Robert Alton Harris

"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
-William Shakespeare

"Expectation is the root of all heartache."
-William Shakespeare

"The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue."
-Leonardo da Vinci (no, really)

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
-Mark Twain

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-Mark Twain

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off.""
-Stephen King

"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk."
-Stephen King

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
-Walt Disney

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
...And it's good exercise for them."
-Emo Philips

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
-Emo Philips

"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."
-Emo Philips

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
-Emo Philips

"Some mornings, it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
-Emo Philips

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
-Groucho Marx

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
-Groucho Marx

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
-Groucho Marx


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0 SunshineStorm 0

Report | 02/02/2010 2:15 pm

0 SunshineStorm 0

Hi! Sorry for bothering. I just want to let you know there is an Arashi cause going around.
There is a chance to get Arashi (or any other international band) on a show called the Ellen Degeneres show. It is an American show, but people from around the world can "nominate" an international band.
All you have to do is submit a form giving the reason why the band should be on the show.
Please check it out if you are interested: http://ellen.warnerbros.com/show/respond/?PlugID=257
Thanks!
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Report | 01/27/2010 11:47 am

I-xX iCutie Pie xX-I

ty 4 buyin come again
xXxMini-Me HurtsxXx

Report | 01/27/2010 4:08 am

xXxMini-Me HurtsxXx

ty for buyng ^^
buy again soon ;D
xXQueen of beautyXx

Report | 10/24/2009 3:47 pm

xXQueen of beautyXx

hi
ChibiPixi9

Report | 05/01/2009 11:33 am

ChibiPixi9

i freakin' love your avi!!
ChibiPixi9

Report | 04/28/2009 1:10 am

ChibiPixi9

thx for buying from my shop

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