This is my Creepy Profile Enjoy your stay and don't scream it disturbs the moths
Last Login: 12/26/2013 7:39 pm
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Welcome To Hell!
Hello, underling, welcome to hell Black Mesa. Enjoying your stay? Of course you aren't. Neither am I.
You know, you could make this easier on yourself... You could buy me something from that wish list up there, you could give me some gold, you could leave me a nice little comment, or you know what? You could learn more about me by clicking on my journal down there! Or you can go to my Tumblr. That would save you some valuable time asking me things I don't want to answer. That page has all the answers... DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH? WELL DON'T YOU? I KNOW YOU DO, DON'T LIE TO ME.
Ahem. But since I'm here I guess I'll tell you a little about myself. I am Dana, a female in real life. I'm 17 and I live in hell Florida. I'm a misanthrope and I'm afraid of society, and I hate almost everyone. But you can try your luck at becoming my friend. Who knows, you might get a promotion from the Overwatch?
Telling you my favorite things wouldn't make you feel any differently a bout me, would it? I'm already a cool person, why post more reasons for you to like me?
You do like me right? I can see it... I CAN SEE IT! YOU DO, YOU FILTHY STALKER! STOP LOOKING AT ME! GET AWAY! GO HOME! GO HOME! GET OUT! I HATE YOU! YOU STUPID-