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Registered: 06/22/2003

Location: Lea Monde

Birthday: 11/18

Personal Website


My favorite things are my friends, movies, words, spooky music, and games about supernatural uglies.

If you like something I don't like or know nothing about, I promise to try my best to understand. If you hate something I like, that's alright, but I don't care, so don't tell me about it.

I write stuff and draw stuff, and I am available for RL commissions. Check my dA journal for prices.

please do not ask me to RP with you.

I cannot be persuaded to roleplay. I have neither the time nor the inclination to pursue collaborative writing. I scribble about Walt every 1.5yrs when I feel compelled to and post it to my "journal" for my own amusement.

I reiterate: Do not ask me to RP with you. I will say no, and you will be sad, and I will be sad that you are sad.

Regarding Walt

Walter Scordato is a free agent, chiefly a killer and criminal for hire. His only magical skills lie in illusion and misdirection and he has a gift for tampering with human perception. A glamor conceals his infernal nature, but it fails in the face of other sorcery. He avoids combat whenever possible and his lack of compunction about using cheap tricks to end fights is often mistaken for cleverness.

Dramatic around friends. Laconic and uncooperative with strangers. Petulant when given orders. Fundamentally a coward.

Height: 5'10".
Weight: Around 130-140lbs.
Physique: Fairly fit. Lean.
Complexion: Pallid.
Hair: Black.
Eye color: Violet.
Religion: Self-preservation.


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saithey Report | 10/06/2014 8:31 pm
WTF happened to ZOMG? I have 10 goddamned announcements for cash shop bullshit, and I just went through 9 last night, at 1 am. The hell? And it looks like they haven't touched aquariums in ages. People put money into both of those, too...
saithey Report | 10/03/2014 1:58 pm
Yeah, same. But part of the fun here was buying fun new items and finding a way to shoehorn it into your avatar. Basically, Gaia now uses a pay-to-play model.
saithey Report | 10/03/2014 12:39 am
And wtf is up with new cash only big spender shops? I miss old Gaia *old person pouting* crying
saithey Report | 10/02/2014 5:37 pm
Woah, bro. I pop back into Gaia for the fist time in forever, and now they're just giving away 1million gold in the daily chance? Now that, my friend, is inflation.
Adrien Ludovic Gilles Report | 09/20/2014 7:36 pm
Adrien Ludovic Gilles
Haha, well don't watch Rose of Versailles then. At least Utena had a hopeful ending,...
Adrien Ludovic Gilles Report | 09/20/2014 4:35 pm
Adrien Ludovic Gilles
Did you just start Utena recently? Because I saw your drawings of Juri and they made me pretty happy. It's one of my favorite anime of all time.
Sweetheart813 Report | 08/04/2014 9:14 am
Thanks for buying. Have a great day!
Bowie-Spawan Report | 05/13/2014 12:02 pm
Thank you! whee
Thilath Report | 02/24/2014 1:00 pm
Adrien Ludovic Gilles Report | 02/23/2014 8:54 pm
Adrien Ludovic Gilles
They're not even trying anymore. How can you, when you release 10 recolors a day? For such shoddy quality, there is absolutely nothing justifiable about a $20+ price tag.
That new Spice recolor is really terrible too. It's not even the right color navy to match any of the other navy-colored items. Also the hair and everything else looks really flat. They literally just play with the colorizer in photoshop for 5 seconds and release the item. Incredibly lazy.
Top this off with inflation up the a**, and you have a recipe for epic disaster.