Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to man. And the fire gave birth to the djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds. One who wakes a djinn shall be given three wishes. Upon the granting of the third, the unholy legions of the djinn shall be freed upon the earth. Fear one thing only in all that is. Fear the djinn.
RIP Dad. You'll be sorely missed.
11/29/1948 - 10/16/2016
I told that gypsy Madame Ruth down on Thirty Fourth and Vine that I was a flop with chicks (She's the one with the gold capped tooth), So she made up a bottle for me right there in the sink. It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink. But I closed my eyes and held my nose, and took a drink.