Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to man. And the fire gave birth to the djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds. One who wakes a djinn shall be given three wishes. Upon the granting of the third, the unholy legions of the djinn shall be freed upon the earth. Fear one thing only in all that is. Fear the djinn.
King Friday glanced from the mad scientist and O'Briain. "Well, what about my clones?"
"No, hell be cloning me a double with a smaller head, he will. He'll stand in for all my pictures and that will be that." O'Briain nodded.
There was some slight *ahem* disagreement between the three standing in the lab when suddenly the door to the lab went up in a ball of fire and smoke.
An army of camo clad pigs rushed in with semi automatic weapons slung across their backs.
"Everyone. put your hands up." "You, step away from that big headed man and that silly little sock puppet." The blue eyed pig gestured with her gun.
Once the soldiers had lined in, securing the whole lab, one pig marched in her head held high and her camo bedazzled in an awful gaudy fashion. It was Miss Piggy.
"Thanks, girls." She tossed her curls, and turned on the mad scientist. "You. You're going to make me as many Kermies as I want."
She wagged her finger, and 4 pigs dragged in a wriggling, live Kermit the frog.