Once, in a time before time, God breathed life into the universe. And the light gave birth to Angels. And the earth gave birth to man. And the fire gave birth to the djinn, creatures condemned to dwell in the void between the worlds. One who wakes a djinn shall be given three wishes. Upon the granting of the third, the unholy legions of the djinn shall be freed upon the earth. Fear one thing only in all that is. Fear the djinn.
King Friday glanced from the mad scientist and O'Briain. "Well, what about my clones?"
"No, hell be cloning me a double with a smaller head, he will. He'll stand in for all my pictures and that will be that." O'Briain nodded.
There was some slight *ahem* disagreement between the three standing in the lab when suddenly the door to the lab went up in a ball of fire and smoke.
An army of camo clad pigs rushed in with semi automatic weapons slung across their backs.
"Everyone. put your hands up." "You, step away from that big headed man and that silly little sock puppet." The blue eyed pig gestured with her gun.
Once the soldiers had lined in, securing the whole lab, one pig marched in her head held high and her camo bedazzled in an awful gaudy fashion. It was Miss Piggy.
"Thanks, girls." She tossed her curls, and turned on the mad scientist. "You. You're going to make me as many Kermies as I want."
She wagged her finger, and 4 pigs dragged in a wriggling, live Kermit the frog.
"It is I, King Friday the 13th. Bid me enter your domain, or I shall call the guards to remove you."
Stunned, the mad scientist motioned him in. What is this? Night of the living puppets?
King Friday seated himself on the highest shelf in the laboratory and surveyed the room. "I must protest your testing. If you are going to make more of someone, it should be I. I have the superior puppet materials. I have the dashing good looks, I....." He could not finish his sentence because just then, rushing in the open door was......
sheer idiocy or some treasonous act against nature. For who could want more than one Miss Piggy?
In the course of events that followed, namely a mini war between Miss Piggies over one green frog named Kermit, this little green frog has gone missing. It is still not sure if he has been murdered or has run away to......