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Fave QUOTES:
Jesus died and rose from the dead...
therefore making him a Zombie...
ZOMBIE JESUS!!! -Ayichi the siren
IF Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends!?
I can resist everything except temptation
A life? SWEET! Where do you download thoes
A survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like chocolate. The tenth lies
You live and learn. At any rate, you live
There is no love sincerer than the love of food
Life would be much easier if it i had the source code
Friends are natures way of apologizing for family
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken
Couldn't Elmo! The great Elmo!!!
Black holes are where God divided by zero
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
Whenever I feel like exercising, I lie down until the feeling passes
Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
All you need is love, but a little chocolate now...
Failure is not an option--it comes bundled with windows
Its better to be looked over, then overlooked
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory
Ive been on a diet for 2 weeks and all i lost is 14 days
Humor is just another defense against the universe
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to
Who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Coffee isn't my cup of tea
All your base are belong to us
Do lunch or be lunch
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy
Fire makes me crispy. ow.
Journal
VompIr's Insanity of the Normality
Help I Think that The Real World is After Me
3rd year university student , loves art and anything anime
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