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20 (Ugh). Asian McSwasian. "Artist". Trigendered. Androphilic. Grammar Nazi. Amateur Coder. Recluse. Tibetan Throat Singer. Sarcastic Mother ********. Killer Whale.



Hello!
If you are reading this, you're probably a loser.
Because I obviously just described myself in the agglomeration of random nouns and adjectives above.
I mean, what do you hope to find here?
Are you really that interested?
Why don't you just talk to me?
I won't bite.
Well, maybe I will.
It depends on how much I like you.
...Funny thing is,
Who knows if I'll bite because I like you or because I dislike you?
You sure don't.
Sounds like you're screwed.
Oh, well.
But biting's not so bad.
It's like kissing, but there's a winner. ;D
But that winner is totally me.
Even if you like it, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like a stab to the face.
You would be dead.
So I'll assume you disliked it.
And I win.
However, I will make it up to you with chocolate.
Bitches love chocolates.
Also, don't message me with inept messages.
If you can't form coherent words and/or sentences,
I will ignore you,
Or hunt you down and mangle you for being an illiterate c**t.
Okay. That's it.
*rides off into the horizon atop a majestic armadillo*
*watches me ride off into the horizon*
Damn, look at that majestic b*****d.

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Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/08/2015 6:48 pm
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Yea. //takes// Thank you~ ❞

Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/08/2015 6:40 pm
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Just tired haha ❞

Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/03/2015 12:15 am
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ okay~ Hatou-san will try~ ❞
Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/03/2015 12:08 am
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Bleh~ Hatou-san is tired of taking pills kufu. ❞
Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/03/2015 12:00 am
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Dunno. It's been like this for a few weeks now. ❞
Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/02/2015 11:50 pm
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Hatou-san couldn't sleep~ ❞
Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/02/2015 10:21 pm
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Thank you~ (wipes face messily too) Hatou-san will have to go to sleep soon though. ❞
Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/02/2015 10:07 pm
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Waaa~ that's adorable kufu。 いただきます~ (digs in and creates a bloody mess) ❞
Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/02/2015 9:52 pm
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ That Bel-sempai laugh ushehehehe~ thank you
(takes the eyeball) Oh! Wait--
(runs and comes back with whipped cream and pours it on the organs and eyeball)
It's cake~! Look~ so yummy❞
Little Grotesque Me Report | 01/02/2015 9:42 pm
ロ テ ス ク says :

❝ Hm~ kufufufu.
(gouges out my eyeball with the parasites and makes you swallow them down your throat and into your stomach to be digested.
Grabs a knife and slices your sexual reproductive organs out and eats them whilst pouring a strong chemical acid on you causing you to go blind)
How lovely~ things are getting much more serious~ ehehehe. Hatou-san has found a good friend indeed~❞
 

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