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Old Username: Necroxys

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19. Asian McSwasian. "Artist". Student. Grammar Nazi. Amateur Coder. I have boobs (I think). Recluse. Tibetan Throat Singer. Sarcastic Mother ********. Sort-of Writer. Killer Whale.



Hello!
If you are reading this, you're probably a loser.
Because I obviously just described myself in the agglomeration of random nouns and adjectives above.
I mean, what do you hope to find here?
Are you really that interested?
Why don't you just talk to me?
I won't bite.
Well, maybe I will.
It depends on how much I like you.
...Funny thing is,
Who knows if I'll bite because I like you or because I dislike you?
You sure don't.
Sounds like you're screwed.
Oh, well.
But biting's not so bad.
It's like kissing, but there's a winner. ;D
But that winner is totally me.
Even if you like it, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like a stab to the face.
You would be dead.
So I'll assume you disliked it.
And I win.
However, I will make it up to you with chocolate.
Bitches love chocolates.
Also, don't message me with inept messages.
If you can't form coherent words and/or sentences,
I will ignore you,
Or hunt you down and torture you for being an illiterate c**t.
Okay. That's it.
*rides off into the horizon atop a majestic armadillo*
*watches me ride off into the horizon*
Damn, look at that majestic b*****d.

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-Lolita_Kana- Report | 12/01/2014 8:08 pm
Thanks for the buy and amazing profile!
Nexark Report | 11/28/2014 10:16 pm
thanks for the buy 3nodding
peanut butter and apples Report | 07/01/2014 4:56 pm
I dig your profile.
BlazeingHeart Report | 06/24/2014 8:44 pm
YOUR PROFILE but nvm nao
BlazeingHeart Report | 06/24/2014 8:28 pm
ITS A MAP YO!!!! gonk
P h i l o p h o b i c xx Report | 05/19/2014 6:52 pm
Anytime ^^
Oh, haha. I giggled while reading it.
c:
P h i l o p h o b i c xx Report | 05/19/2014 6:41 pm
I was nosey and read it.
I found it adorable though. ^^
P h i l o p h o b i c xx Report | 05/19/2014 2:11 am
Your profile is quite lovely.
I love the little bio under your avi, haha.
Also, lovely music.
Morhidia kanibul Report | 04/27/2014 10:33 am
Say it loud
(Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh)
We'd love to love to love ya'Love to love to love ya' ☁

I put my name on the line for love
'Cause this is what I've been waiting for I saw it all like a sign above
So follow me, follow me ☁ ☁





I see you make killer profile im amazed will stop at ur shop c:

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We'd love to love to love ya'
Love to love to love ya'
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Tell me baby, that you love me (love me)
There's nothing higher, higher than me
If love and freedom's all that we need
Then follow me, follow me
☁ ☁ ☁

(For love)
Tell me baby, that you love me
(For love)
There's nothing higher, higher than me
(For love)
If love and freedom's all that we need
(For love)
☁ ☁ ☁ ☁ Then follow me, (For love) follow me
dragonprincess_bloom Report | 03/21/2014 5:36 am
Thank you so much for the purchase you made at my shop.
I do hope you stop by again.
 

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