Old username = Vlidaine
"Don't follow my footsteps I run into walls"
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't"
"Whoever said anything's possible never tried slamming a revolving door"
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
"Someday my ship will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that. "
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "
"Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES!"
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried"
"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought"
"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."