So you want to know who I am, huh? Well, I'm not entirely sure what it is you think you deserve to know... you're only human, after all... but fine, I'll tell you a bit about myself anyway. Let's start with who I am, shall we? The name's Envy... yes, Envy as in jealousy... and I'm one of the homunculus 'sins' as you people call us. Where you think you get away with calling us anything I don't know, but that seems to be the most common term. On a more personal level you might refer to me as the abomination of the group. I don't really care. Do you know how easily I could kill you?
Don't be an a**, Envy.
Shut up, human. Ignore that person, they think they can put in their two cents whenever I'm not being 'nice'. So, what do I do around here? Why, whatever I want of course. Okay, so Lust won't let me tear into quite as many humans as I'd like, but the only reason I ever actually stop when she tells me to is because I know she won't let me use Gluttony to clean up my messes, and I don't feel like cleaning up myself. That's the only reason I listen to her, got it?
But aside from that, like I said, I'm here to mostly just do whatever I want. I may disappear time and again to do a bit of work for Father, but you can usually count on me coming back fairly soon. I get bored easily, and this place at least has the benefits of being moderately entertaining. Just don't try to hug onto me or any of the freaky things you humans do. I don't like it.
Right, I think that's about enough out of you...
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
Not listening! So! In case you're wondering, I would be the 'creative' (deranged is more like it) mind behind Violet-Eyed Envy, and there are just a few things I want to say here. First of all, as the signature says, I don't actually intend to go into most threads in character in the general forums. While there are occasions where I just can't help myself- some posts demand an Envy response in one way or another- usually I actually just like answering the questions or statements provided by the original poster. However, if anyone ever wants to draw out my character, feel free to go ahead... as long as it's not in a thread where it can easily get out of hand. Despite how it may sometimes seem, I'm not here to derail anyone's threads, and if the original poster asks I WILL drop the character-playing. I'm just here to have fun, same as anyone else!
With that in mind, as I'm sure you've all noticed, I can be a complete a** as Envy. I'm playing a character who has very superioristic (is that even a word?) views of... itself, ha ha... who enjoys playing head games and can have a sadistic sense of humor. With that in mind, I do not typically mean the insults I dish out as Envy- I'm only acting in character. I have insulted the comments people have left on the boards even as I laughed heartily at them behind my keyboard. With a few exceptions, "Envy's" views on the actual posters in these threads are not my own. Please keep that in mind! Also, with that in mind, feel free to fire back when I'm playing my in-character games! I love getting in a good fight as Envy, it's a lot of fun, and I guarantee I can take the insults back- I wouldn't be dishing them out if I couldn't.
Now, some of you have probably heard me comment that I hate the human race, just like Envy does. This is true; I watch the news at night, I see the warfare and the bloodshed and the idiocy we achieve as a collective mass, and it makes my stomach turn... but.
Unlike Envy, I do
love people as individuals or small groups. I wouldn't be here, on Gaia, chatting up a storm if I didn't. If I stick around and chat with you, it means I actually want to be talking to you. Even posting as Envy, if you see me repeatedly reply to the same person... even if the replies are less-than-kind... I'm actually there because you're amusing me and I rather like talking to you. So don't be afraid to send me a profile comment, a private message, or a friend's request! I love getting them all!
So, now that this massive disclaimer is done (ha ha) let's get on with the games!
Whoever decided that jealousy was a
monster clearly had it
For the sake of some minute degree of sanity on Gaia, I will only go into character if you approach me as such first... unless I just can't help myself.
But if you approach me, you get what you get!
Also, if I started the thread, ALL BETS ARE OFF!