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I like red... if you couldn't tell then your dumb. Dumb as dirt... no lower than dirt you're a blonde!! If you don't know me you also didn't get the inside part of that joke.

I'm intelligent... do NOT piss me off otherwise I will beat the s**t out of you... mentally. I wouldn't lift a pinky to put you out if you were on fire. Unless of course you are my friend... then that means you know me and this doesn't apply at all.

I'm the cynic of this era and I don't think anything good will ever come to this world. I'm also one of the biggest cynics when it comes to love, and teenagers saying that they are in it. I say Bull to the s**t!! It can't happen, won't happing, and hasn't happened. I don't care what you say... don't quote other people or anything. You won't find it... and you can lie all you want. Who are you trying to fool? Yourself or me? It can only be yourself cause I'm not listening. Why are you talking to the air?

I have one crazy family... if you know them then I pity you. If you don't know them... then I pity you. Don't try to find a logical path through this if you don't know my family.

I'm a logical person, though there is not logical way of navigating my logic. I'm a modern day plato, I'm your socrates... I'll be your shakespeare... I'll be your mother ******** Mcguiver if I have to... but I don't want you to like me. I'd rather have your respect. I don't trust you... I don't trust anyone... I probably never will. I have 'friends' but only two true friends. I believe that if you can count your TRUE friends on one hand then you are blessed. Once again if you know me then you should be able to find what applies to you. If you don't know me then perhaps you are intrigued enough now to try and get to know me.

I didn't start my fan club... ask the girls... one of them can tell you who started it.

That is all... later.

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Yes... it's me. OMG! He actually posted a picture... hell has now frozen over... blah blah blah. Check my journal for a few more.

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Mindless Rantings!!

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The non-episodic rantings of a mind not suffering from and episode of MPD, arranged in an epidsodic order to allow clear and suffice location and eliminate episodically organized searches. Read with caution. You've been warned: episodically.


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Joosebocks

Report | 09/23/2009 2:17 pm

Joosebocks

snape snape serverus snape.
Joosebocks

Report | 09/17/2009 3:42 pm

Joosebocks

ARGH!!!! PIRATE~~~~
Joosebocks

Report | 09/16/2009 6:27 pm

Joosebocks

*pokey poke poke*
Joosebocks

Report | 04/21/2009 3:44 pm

Joosebocks

im sending you this comment so i can get some golds
secularfruit

Report | 03/28/2009 10:27 am

secularfruit

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to 12 ppl, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1 Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2 George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He sent it to 4 ppl. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3 Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only had 7 more people to send too. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary in the mirror It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4 Derek Minse. This is the last case so I'll tell you about it. Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 dollar bill on the ground. He was promoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend accepted his propose. Now Katie and him are living happily ever after. They now have 2 beautiful children. Send this 2 12 ppl or you'll serve the consequences. 0 - you'll die 2ight; 1 to 6 - you'll get injured; 7 to 11 - you'll get the biggest fright of ur life; 12 and over - ur saved and will have a great fortune. Do what Teddy!!!! Hurry!!!! Send this to 12 ppl before midnight 2night
Havena

Report | 03/16/2009 4:56 pm

Havena

I think YOUR avatar needs a Colbert buddy.
Havena

Report | 03/01/2009 5:27 pm

Havena

Was that a pointed comment? My avatar changes every week.
Havena

Report | 02/28/2009 12:57 pm

Havena

It's someone's way of complicating a simple matter with a fancy name.

You really should change your avatar. I think it's been the same for about a year and a half now.
Havena

Report | 02/17/2009 5:03 pm

Havena

Basically, faulty predication just sounds funny. Right?
Havena

Report | 02/15/2009 8:15 pm

Havena

I don't never use double negatives and I don't not even know what faulty predication-thingy is! O:

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