About"Well...." The creature chuckled, shedding his monstrous form, then appearing as a normal, mortal man. "Much like the wizard of OZ, what you imagine is far more fantastic than the reality behind the curtain. Like most people here, I cloak myself in lust and madness as an escape from the drab reality that we all exist in. We are all less interesting than the faces we put on here."
He shrugged, reaching behind his head, stroking sheepishly. "So about me. Well I am old enough, I am really not inclined to state anything about that other than the fact I can legally procure the booze needed to relax my worries. Any other details, just ask, I am mostly honest.
"So, if you have listened to this inane prattle, good, now to the fun part. I am sure most of you are here for rping yes? Well I would much prefer to discuss that personally, I can hit the high notes..."
"I like literate, third person rping. Now, you don't have to type paragraphs, I have had partners who fascinate me for years with how much fun and charm they can fit into short posts, but it has to catch my interest. I always love description, the better the mental image in my head, the more fun it is."
"I like the strange, the taboo, the unusual. If I am playing in a fantasy setting or sci fi setting, humans are boring to me. I have seen humans of every shape and size, same old, same old. Slice of life can still be fun, if it doesn't fall into ruts, but I am going to get weird, just expect it."
"And.... that is all I really care to post. I have probably chased the vast majority of you off. Those who have stayed, thank you, and hope to speak with you." He grinned, and then the lights faded to black to frame a blood flecked, mad gaze before that too faded from view.