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Last Login: 04/18/2012 6:13 pm

Registered: 06/22/2003

Location: The Crossroads

Occupation: Businessman

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The Legend

Ves is a would-be crusher of men and destroyer of worlds. One time, she built a boat entirely out of old peasant clothes and rescued drowning immigrants from the communist Isle of Gambino when it was being ruled by Fidel Gambino before being overthrown by his brother Johnny Gambino and turned into the beautiful capitalist empire we all know and love today. She is rumored to be a distant relative of Hulk Hogan, proving that she is an all-extreme American hardass who will hit you so hard with her electric guitar that you'll fly through three walls. She has a handlebar moustache because she is JUST THAT MANLY.

She is infamous for laying eggs in people's hair that hatch into horrible little Ves-faced larva monsters. She is also good at telling long-winded stories that are ultimately very dumb and exaggerated.

Every year, Ves rises from the sea to defend Tokyo from invading monsters, and is powered by the love of all children. She is secretly a giant turtle with a jet pack. Her favorite emoticon is smilies/icon_cool.gif

because she knows that chillaxing is what life is all about.

A MYSTERIOUS FOOTNOTE

Coin? What coin? The prosecution sees no coin.

SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER? smilies/icon_twisted.gif

WHY AM I ALLOWING COMMENTS AGAIN? IT IS A MYSTERY

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Tuaparang Guard Report | 09/07/2011 4:56 pm: You're a Leo, not a Cancer. Go get a leo Bubble, already. 3nodding
Hiro Yasuka Report | 11/29/2010 4:35 am: Hey Terezi, I have an rp I'm wanting to make, and I know roleplaying is more Nepeta's thing, but I'd appreciate some help. It's on this funny webcomic called Homestuck. If you're interested, please let me know!
Hiro Yasuka Report | 11/28/2010 10:46 pm: You just made my day, you Troll you.
Hiro Yasuka Report | 11/28/2010 10:30 pm: Tell me, Terezi. What does my avatar taste of?

Does it taste of wealth and purity?

OR DOES IT TASTE OF VANILLA AND BANANAS?!

=D
DrinkyTengu Report | 11/01/2010 12:24 pm: Well I just changed it so it should taste like vanilla sorbet now. I'm sure a troll has never tasted such a thing, so you should thank me for introducing you to a new flavor.
DrinkyTengu Report | 11/01/2010 11:53 am: Does my avatar taste like licorice and rasberries?
InverseSun Report | 08/18/2010 9:06 am: Hi Terezi biggrin
maverickpixy Report | 08/13/2010 9:06 pm: You are awesome! Love the profile and avatar whee
lolage246 Report | 08/11/2010 12:22 am: love ur avi.add me. biggrin xx
Demigod Of Twilight Report | 05/28/2009 5:11 pm: thx 4 buying