A long time ago deep in the cosmos in a galaxy far, far away...
YAY!!!!! I IZ HAEV A KITTY!!! Tiem to feed it CHEEZBURGER!!! *rustle*
Oh noez, what was that sound?!
OHMAGOD NINJA KITTY ATTACK!!! Basement cat iz killing all teh cats again!!!
noez my cat iz dazed!! and teh ninjaz are gone!!
call teh ambulance!!!
Yay cat are cured! *Later...*
OHMAGODWHAT'SHAPPENINGTOMYCAT?!?? THAT WAZ MY 9001st CAT!!! DAMN YOU BASEMENT CAT!!!
Wasabi pie iz haev side effects!!!
OMG ALL PIES WILL BE EATEN!!! *Later...*
...oops *uses Defibrillate on self* w00t! *tries to use Defibrillate on cats* dammit!!
yay bought anothar cat!!!
OHMAGOD MOAR NINJA KITTY ATTACKS!!! *throws wasabi pies at ninjas*
OH NOEZ THEY IZ STRONGER!!! ->
YAY!!! TEH NINJAZ IZ DEAD!!! Ceiling cat iz happy nao
Ceiling cat iz kill basement cat +->
I iz can have cheezburger nows!!!
PS: If you can answer this you iz rule teh world!!! Give a reason for the creation of the universe (and why there are so many kittens!!). Explain your answer. [1,337 marks]
I was going to include more cats but went past the emoticon limit