Hi. I'm Varlot the Harlot. -wave- It is nice to meet you.
THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT VARLOT
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL.
I tend to abuse it.
I wildly overuse exclamation points!
I can get really loud, and in your face.
I'm shy. SORREEEE! How abouttt...you start talking and I will too!
I like to think I'm smart. But I'm not!
I like dyeing my hair! Funfunfun.
I am a proud Hufflepuff.
We're particularly good finders.
I'm good at tangents.
I'm not very fond of people in general.
I don't want to talk about your problems.
And I don't like pushy people. Jeez.
Concerts are the highlight of my life. (srsly.)
I like telling people whatever pops into my head.
I think I get on peoples nerves, but they tell me I don't.
I'm a nerdfighter!
I'm left handed! Who knew.
I am deeply in love with Harry Potter.
Nothing will ever change that.
I also have a love/hate relationship with Andrew Hussie.
KARKAT IS LOVELY.
I like to think I'm relatively cheerful.
I don't like speaking to people who say 'that's gay'.
I am a wallflower.
I am predictable.
I am blunt. (Unless I really hate you. Then it's more fun to watch you be dumb!)
I r speciallllll.
Also, I'm one of the founders of the annual Gaia Spirit Week.
You should probably check it out.
ATTEMPTING TO ACHIEVE
Est. Cost: 1000k
Needed: Divided Stars
5k / 350k
1,500 / 15,500 tickets
I like these places a lot, so click click.
GO GO GGW! Yes. I love the team. Love it with me?
Did you have fun at Spirit Week '11?
Well guess what? Now there's a guild! Join, plz. :3
That way you won't be one of the dozens of people who come in three or four days late and say "Golly gee! I didn't even know this was happening now!"
can prevent forest fires!
GSW '11 may be over, but you can still hang out in the thread if you'd like! There are a lot of friendly people there.
On that note, the GSW After Party is going strong!
Lots of regulars from GSW hang out there, and it's a good way to keep yourself in the mood until next year.
Gaia Spirit Week After Party!
Check it out!