Hi. It's been years since I edited this "About" section, so it's time for a change. A user on here did his "About" section in a way I like, so I hope he doesn't get upset at the fact that I'm stealing his idea.
I have a name.
No, you can't know it.
My fave color is red.
I'm very social.
I'm very affectionate.
I would rather cuddle than have sex.
I can be very depressing.
I'm mostly a happy person.
I'm a total NERD.
I really don't see how people can find me cute.
People say I dance like a Spanish person.
I have no Spanish blood in me whatsoever.
I'm Irish, American, German and Norwegian.
I'm a grammar Nazi.
I will probaby have a typo or grammatical error in this.
I love you.
I love everyone.
Hate doesn't exist in my vocab unless I'm talking about Twilight.
I really, REALLY hate Twilight.
I love steampunk.
I love neon stuff.
Hatsune Miku kicks serious a** butt.
I'm trying not to curse.
I love dogs.
I'm not too fond of cats.
I'm allergic to cats.
I love tigers.
I'm really unique.
I'm not weird.
People don't like me, I know.
I don't like online dating.
Screw E-Harmony and Zoosk or...whatever is out there.
Drawing, Animating, and Portal are my drugs.
You should try those drugs sometime.
I'm fairly young.
If you want a drawing from me, my payment is the joy that I get from making the art, so don't bother with payment.
I made that text stand oout so I get a reason to draw :3.
Don't ask me to draw backgrounds.
I suck at backgrounds.
I wanna be a manga artist.
I will probably not be able to become one 'cause I can't draw backgrounds.
I don't like slang.
I actually use hate for more than one thing.
I'm about to use the word 'hate' now.
I hate guys who sag sagging pants.
I hate no one.
But no one wants to see your nasty, skid-marked man panties.
I hate no one.
Everyone is not too great a person either.
...I'm kidding; I actually do love everyone.
I'm BS-ing this list at this point.
I like my music loud.
No one is reading to this point anyways.
I don't like repeating myself.
My bra is being really annoying.
I love sleeping in my underwear.
I like sexy underwear; it's comfy.
I like tight clothing, but I love big jackets and shoes.
Tighter clothing makes me feel more secure.
Tight, SHORT clothing does not.
GLaDOS is my bestest girlfriend ever.
When I get a bad feeling about something, it usually happens.
I will probably still ask my parents to sleep with them when I get nightmares.
At the same time, I love nightmares.
I also love dreams.
Dreams and nightmares give me good ideas for stories.
My stories are always in first-person.
My dreams are always in first person.
My dreams are like acid trips.
One of the tripy-est dreams I had was when I was exploring these ruins and a bunch of giant cernivourous palnts popped out of nowhere and didn't attack me, but started shouting "CHERRY!" at me over and over in deep, creepy voices.
I've never been on acid.
Don't do drugs.
Stay in school.
I'm in a highschool with the worst reputation.
I love it there.
I dislike one of my teachers.
Highschool is too full of drama...and sex...and drugs.
I feel like I'm the only virgin left at my age.
I'm proud of being a virgin.
The only reason I play RuneScape it to talk to my best friend.
Literally the only reason.
I've been level 58 for the longest time on that game.
My laptop wallpaper has Hatsune Miku on it.
I am the youngest in my family.
I am the secind tallest.
All I have to do is beat Dad >:3.
I love emotes, especially this one --> (>'.')>
It's Kirby, wanting a hug.
I love hugs.
They're like big blankets that squeeze back.
Or teddy bears that squeeze back.
There are lots of ways to make me horny.
I will not tell you a single one.
The cake is a lie.
You probably hate me for talking so much.
I still love you.
I love you even more if you read all of this.
I think I'm gonna shut up now.
This is really sweet, read it:
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No it's not, please, it's too scary
Guy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: I love you. Now slow down
Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. There were two people in the crash, only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile
Here's some other stuff, except less depresing:
╔══╗♫ Put this on
║██║♫ your page if
║(o)║♫ you like music.
|..........| Put this on your
|..........| page if you have
|........o| ever pushed a
|..........| door that said pull.
You know you live in 2010 when
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
♪Im a Jesus Freak♪.....copy and paste this is you are a Jesus freak.
♥Copy & Paste This♥
♥If You Believe♥
♥NOT Just A Religion♥
♥It's A Relationship♥
♥Let Your Lights Shine Bright♥
♥For Christ Is To Return Soon♥
♥ Love Jesus.. ♥
If someone is cursed, but they can love and be loved in return, are they really cursed at all?
17 signs you like someone
This is how you know you like/love someone (only bestie's know who I truely love... wink
You look at their profile constantly.
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
You walk really slow when you're with them.
You feel shy whenever they're around.
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.
You smile when you hear their voice.
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
They're all you think about.
You get high just from their scent.
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing.
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.......
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Alright, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these?! --Cave Johnson(typed that entire quote without looking it up...that's sad)
Saïx: If I had a heart, this would be where I'd die of laughter.