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Last Login: 02/03/2023 8:00 pm

Registered: 03/20/2007

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Location: That's easy. Hell.

Birthday: 02/17/1991

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Nocturne by Chopin
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Why do I feel like I've forgotten people? Let me know if you want to be in my closet too!

Socks!

The mystery of the unmatched socks has finally been solved! See, what happens is that the unmatched socks breed, creating more and more unmatched socks. Now, it's hard to tell which sock is male, and which sock is female, but not if one is inside the other. Then it's a pretty easy guess! Anyways, they spawn little baby mismatched socks, until you've got a drawer full of mismatched socks that you don't even remember. And you were wondering where the original socks disappeared to before they got mismatched? Well, where do you think the mommy socks get the nutrition to feed the growing baby sock inside them? Socks are cannibalistic, and they love to have orgies. Best to be careful when dealing directly with them, or they might start using hands and fingers to feed the growing socks inside them.

Fun With Hamlet And His Friends

See the man. What a funny man. His name is Hamlet. He is a prince. He is sad. Why are you sad, Hamlet?

“I am sad for my father has died,” says Hamlet. “My father was the king.”

Where are you going, Hamlet?

“I am going to the castle,” says Hamlet.

On the way he meets a ghost. “Where are you going?” asks the ghost.

“I am going to the castle,” says Hamlet.

“Boo, boo,” says the ghost.

“What is your name, you silly ghost?” asks Hamlet clapping his hands.

“I am your father,” says the ghost. “I was a good king. Uncle Claudius is a bad king. He gave me poison. Would you like poison?”

“Oh, no,” says Hamlet. “I would not like poison.”

“Will you avenge me, Hamlet?” asks the ghost.

“Oh yes,” says Hamlet. “I will avenge you. What fun it will be to avenge you.”

On the way he meets a girl.

“Where are you going?” asks the girl.

“I am going to the castle,” says Hamlet.

“Ha, ha,” says the girl.

“What is your name?” asks Hamlet.

“My name is Ophelia,” says the girl.

“Why are you laughing?” asks Hamlet. “You are a silly goose.”

“I laugh because you are so funny,” says Ophelia. “I laugh because you are schizophrenic. Are you schizophrenic?”

“I am not schizophrenic,” says Hamlet, laughing and clapping his hands.
“I pretended I am a schizophrenic. I pretend, for what? to fool my uncle. What fun it is to pretend that I am a schizophrenic.”

See Hamlet run. Run, Hamlet, run.

He is going to his mother’s room.

“Oh I have something to tell you, mother.” says Hamlet. “Uncle Claudius is bad. He gave my father poison. Poison is not good. I do not like poison. Do you like poison?”

“Oh, no indeed!” says his mother. “I do not like poison.”

“Oh, there is Uncle Claudius,” says Hamlet. “He is hiding behind the curtain. Why is he hiding behind the curtain? I shall stab him. What fun it will be to stab him through the curtain.”

See Hamlet draw his sword. See Hamlet stab.

Stab, Hamlet, stab.

See Uncle Claudius’s blood gush.

Gush, blood, gush.

See Uncle Claudius fall. How funny he looks, stabbed.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

But it is not Uncle Claudius.

It is Polonius. Polonius is Ophelia’s father.

What fun Hamlet is having.

“You are naughty, Hamlet,” says Hamlet’s mother. “You have stabbed Polonius.”

But Hamlet’s mother is not cross. She loves Hamlet. He is a good boy.

And Hamlet loves his mother. She is a good mother. Hamlet loves his mother very much.

Hamlet loves his mother very, very much.

Does Hamlet love his mother a little too much?

Perhaps.

See Hamlet run. Run, Hamlet, run.

Where are you going Hamlet?

“I am going to find Uncle Claudius.”

On the way he passes a brook. In the brook he sees Ophelia.

Ophelia is drowning.

“Where are you going?” asks a man.

“I am going to find Uncle Claudius.”

“Oh ho! I am Laertes,” says the man. “Let us draw swords. Let us duel.”

“I don’t think I’m going to find Uncle Claudius,” says Hamlet.

See Hamlet and Laertes duel.

See Hamlet stab Laertes.

See Hamlet’s mother drink poison.

See Hamlet stab King Claudius.

See everybody wounded and bleeding and dying and dead.

What fun they are having!

Wouldn’t you like to play like that?

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I'm a contact juggler. I love reading and watching movies. I love poi, contact juggling, toss juggling, and diabolo. I don't get along well with my mom, but I love my dad a lot. I AM Satan, there are six of us. I also like to roleplay, I have way more free time than I actually need right now, and I can be a b***h, especially if we're not friends. But this is the internet, and making friends is easy, so chances are, i won't be a b***h to you right away. I can't say about ten minutes after, though.

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nanshipo Report | 10/10/2013 7:57 pm

I'm the last Unicorn I'm ALIVE....I'm ALIVE

DarkForgoten Fallen Angel Report | 03/10/2012 7:05 pm

Hey, nice avi!

L33t M45t3r M4x Report | 12/05/2011 6:52 pm

HEY!! Been forever since i have been on here how ya been?

chobani Report | 05/25/2011 12:12 pm

oohh well good luck ^^ nothing really just being silly

chobani Report | 05/19/2011 9:31 pm

hi ^^ how are you doing ^u^

chobani Report | 05/10/2011 11:53 am

hello !

chobani Report | 12/10/2010 9:16 pm

hehe thats cool ^^

chobani Report | 12/10/2010 1:08 pm

cool page !! lots of quotes !! biggrin

Yukai Report | 08/18/2010 7:42 pm

It feels weird! xD

Yukai Report | 08/18/2010 7:36 pm

I need a new one though. D:

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Hi, I'm Satan.Welcome to Hell.

Seize the moment. 'Cause tomorrow you might be dead. - Buffy Summers

If the Appocalypse comes, beep me. -Buffy Summers

Humans are all carbon based life forms. You are all my children. You're DOOMED!

"Where do questions come from?" -Lilly Black

I'm going to shoot you with the double-barred 10 guage shotgun of equality! -Nove, Lilly, Lorelei

Doors are for people with no imagination. -Skulduggery Pleasant

Crime sounds more fun. -Stephanie

I would never condone crime in any of its forms. Except when I do it, naturally. -Skulduggery Pleasant

"Trouble follows wherever you go.""No, trouble sits around and waits for me to get there." -Skulduggery

The Bible is Emo!!!-A friend

Ahh, sexy british man! -Lilly Black

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

nanotechnology is huge.

I see dead pixels.

Don't comment on my religion and I won't kill you. ~Lindala

BBC...And Thrust, and thrust...with chains in the basement. ~Lilly Black

All Tocks Should Be Aclomic. ~Lilly Black

Interrogations are hard. ~Richard

Sexy men have candles everywhere. ~Lilly Black

Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. ~The Joker

Your body is dying. Pay no attention. ~Lestat

TV is my homie, movies are my b***h. ~Lilly Black

Sexy men play the piano or organ. It's a new rule. ~Lilly Black

Apologies again for the blood. Apparently fighting to the death results in bloodloss. ~Amber (Author of DMFA)

You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ~Giles

Blaming is fun. Especially when it's with fists! ~Lilly Black

♥One day my prince will come, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions♥ (Stolen From Arsenoe)

Away ye anger fire demon beastie! ~Lilly Black

My religious wallet is empty except for the monopoly money with Alan Rickman's face on it. ~Lilly Black

Use my wise wisdom in later lifetime experiences. ~Lilly Black

I'm only doing this because I'm allergic to sudden death. ~Danger Mouse

Welcome to the new world. God save you. If it is right that he should do so. ~ Heath Ledger, A Knight's Tale

We rock like rocks! ~Lilly Black

Destined to be alone and without tacos, with broken relationships strewn behind me on the path to nowhere where I will starve for eternity. ~LC

I've gone blind in one ear! ~Lilly Black

Life is a lie that can only be rectified by death. ~LC

Capes are the best thing you can do with your life. ~Lilly Black

You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead. ~Voldemort

Call me crazy ('cause everyone does) but that's adorable! ~LC

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - Wesley (Princess Bride)