- Jeffy | 23 | Asian
So let's talk about myself. Stunning talent in music, amazing body, loaded with money, beautiful girlfriend, a big house and a car. I think one of those would've been nice. But I just live a simple life in a poor country where actors and boxers get elected as government officials.
I'm a logical person. That's one thing I really like about myself. Probably the only thing. I am an atheist, so obviously I kill babies on a daily basis since I don't have a bible that teaches me morality. I enjoy dark humor, meaning, offensive jokes. I'm Asian and I laugh at jokes that are very racist toward Asians. Why? Because I don't have a chopstick up my a**.
One day I'm going to have a job, something I enjoy and something that pays well. I want a job where I can just stand on a stage holding a mic, open up with a cheesy joke, and proceed with a story that we all know is bullshit but would still make people laugh. So I'm going to be a president.
- The fatal flaw in every plan is the assumption that you know more than your enemy.
- White Body Dye
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