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Funny phrase of the day:


"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.


"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson. :p