Aboutuh. hi there. O.o okay boys and girls, I, am a pie. yes a pie. so i bet you like me. and if you don't, you have no sense of taste. pity. anyway, as you can tell, i like colors. and really stupid things. n00bs. they make me laugh. sarcasim. bad movies. pie (duh) sunshine. rainbows. being optimisticly pessimistic. my buddies. doodiling. being lazy. sleeping. ranting. being randomly nice, and mean. and kittens. always kittens...........
did i mention that i'm a little senile? yeah, well now you know. so there. i really don't like- whiners. hypocrites. self pity. like the whole emo poems thing. you guys are just a ray of sunshine. really. this isn't sarcasim at all. people that don't stop talking about nothing at all.BUGS! IN GENERAL! contrast. no really. when i was 5, it shoved me into the sand. goths. just the style. they tend to be good people.
now, enough about me! what about you?
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Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisement said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighbourhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: "Learn, guys."
-- Crowley is a demon, in case you don't know (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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